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el3na — Sun, 25 Oct 2009 00:12:01 +1100

lol, i soooooooooooo wanna get 2 no peter!!!!!!!!!!!

Mujahid — Tue, 20 Oct 2009 19:39:41 +1100

I Like dis very much..

J B 2 ReAL — Sat, 03 Oct 2009 16:53:05 +1000

that joke with peter and Jimmy McPerson was wild racist. Like all black youth Jimmy joined a gang. Im black and im not in a gang, so for that joke SUCK MY DICK PETER AND YA BUMASS TEACHER

Guest — Sat, 26 Sep 2009 14:05:25 +1000

LOL!!!!
:D I laughed SO hard at, 'He turned around, and there was HITLER!' and the teacher writing 'Oh God no..' above it!

ironyheartsap — Sat, 05 Sep 2009 14:40:43 +1000

Smart-alecks unite!!!!!!

Benjamin — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 22:32:42 +1000

OMG these peoples are retards

Guest — Wed, 22 Jul 2009 04:12:56 +1000

hahahaaha..very smartttttt

Guest — Wed, 15 Jul 2009 17:30:57 +1000

segamen — Fri, 03 Jul 2009 00:21:00 +1000

*dies laughing*

Bast — Sat, 20 Jun 2009 08:39:22 +1000

I liked the elephant.

I think Peter is schizophrenic.

vvvvvvvvvv — Sun, 14 Jun 2009 05:44:44 +1000

tEE — Wed, 10 Jun 2009 08:54:40 +1000

wow!
GENIUS!!!
THat peter guy is a legend!!!
his teacher is a legend 2!
haha:L find x is the funniest thing ever
i practicly wet myself at 10!

zakk — Thu, 04 Jun 2009 03:27:23 +1000

i did something like number 8 once xd fkng hilarious!!

Sara — Tue, 19 May 2009 02:30:47 +1000

Lmao at Jimmy McPerson one!!!!!!!!! Best 1 yet!!!! ROFL

og — Sat, 09 May 2009 05:49:38 +1000

cheese

Svava — Thu, 07 May 2009 12:17:24 +1000

OH, PETER...

shadoninja — Wed, 06 May 2009 14:07:53 +1000

they'd be dumb if the questions were better worded.

vag fuckah — Wed, 29 Apr 2009 11:19:35 +1000

hahaha everything was pro XD besides that girls are icky , because if yoyu see a girl with a good body and she asks you to fuck your just like dam straight i wanna fuck

DoughnutsAreGood — Tue, 07 Apr 2009 08:16:55 +1000

Lololol.

Funny stuff here.

funnyman — Thu, 02 Apr 2009 10:55:53 +1100

lmao this is has to be the most funniest test results in all my life!!!

god — Wed, 01 Apr 2009 23:53:55 +1100

this pleases me

Not Peter but like Peter — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 05:12:04 +1100

Erm, I'm pretty sure he must have copied my test results..

Fanny — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 10:31:24 +1100

Omg, I laughed myself half too death on the last two. "America is now president of the world", hahahah, priceless! I don't even care if they're fake, it's hilarious that someone could make up something like that. And the funniest part is that there is a huge possibility that probably 1/3 of the american youth could have written that exact line with totally straight faces!

daniel — Thu, 26 Mar 2009 03:18:13 +1100

HAHA hilarious!

jesus — Thu, 19 Mar 2009 10:58:50 +1100

i love you 4 doing this

Thu, 19 Mar 2009 08:47:56 +1100

omg that just rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the ninja turtels rock!!!!!

Sammy — Tue, 17 Mar 2009 05:30:34 +1100

Girls are icky! :<

Slim — Sun, 15 Mar 2009 10:59:22 +1100

hilarioussss

Sara — Sun, 08 Mar 2009 06:17:15 +1100

ROFL omg im dying reading this,whoever wrote these exam answers is actually amazinggg lol i love the jimmy mcpearson essay and the u.s capitalism one..hilarious :P

xfkdgldtg,l — Wed, 04 Mar 2009 06:25:07 +1100

Wow,
this is what makes my day lmfao,

leithkorias — Mon, 02 Mar 2009 07:21:13 +1100

dude... your a god

charanya krishnan — Sun, 04 Jan 2009 02:53:35 +1100

2nd one was so cool

wuzup — Thu, 01 Jan 2009 10:42:00 +1100

HA! HA! VERY FUNNY! SNORKEL, HA!

OMEN — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 09:04:52 +1100

FUCKING HILARIOUS DUDE!!
I DID THAT SHYT TODAY IN A TEST!!

Roberto — Tue, 11 Nov 2008 12:50:38 +1100

dawg peter your a beast..my idol son..lol

david — Mon, 04 Aug 2008 05:57:46 +1000

haha i love that teacher.. hes cool...

Germar — Tue, 08 Jul 2008 00:57:53 +1000

"It's over nine thousand!!!"

Cassie — Wed, 18 Jun 2008 03:46:32 +1000

I don't understand the first one. Why is wrong thats exactly what i would have put :)

Sun, 15 Jun 2008 23:13:22 +1000

awesome answer,how can thy do tht.

Sat, 31 May 2008 07:04:31 +1000

Peter is my hero!!!

Susie2 — Tue, 27 May 2008 16:25:24 +1000

The find x : "Here it is" was the best imo.

pradeep — Mon, 26 May 2008 11:19:39 +1000

papers made me as the papers he wrote:

dshjdsdhsj — Mon, 26 May 2008 11:17:26 +1000

susie — Fri, 23 May 2008 05:29:29 +1000

The bit about Price Charles being king .. And "USA rules and everyone else drools" ... paha, MUST be a joke !

tensazangetsuwes — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 09:26:33 +1100

hahahaha that peter dudes teacher was cool
peter is my hero xD

Some Guy — Thu, 13 Mar 2008 20:54:20 +1100

This was absolutely hilarious, couldn't stop laughing... kinda wishing all of it was for real, but some of it does look like it was made up. What makes it especially funny for me is I'm a math type person, and the Einstein to Hanging himself and the Expand Problem... and the Elephant, almost knocked me out of my chair I was laughing so hard, I would love to see some more answers like this, made up or not, funny stuff!

pthbyst12 — Sat, 08 Mar 2008 04:09:57 +1100

"how can food be so cheap over there?" it's not, they just eat the nickels. This kid is awesome!!!!

bobina — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:14:29 +1100

cassandra — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:13:50 +1100

cant stop laughing!!

billy — Tue, 08 Jan 2008 12:12:53 +1100

:
crying:hilarious!!

Phillip fat kunt — Mon, 07 Jan 2008 22:00:43 +1100

haahah phillip very funny
fat kunt! :)

Mon, 07 Jan 2008 21:59:10 +1100

ahaha tiffany your fat :D

Tammy — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:26:27 +1100

Yeah I agree with Waffles..but why the hell would you look at cat colors and shit when you could just see if it has balls...LOL this crap is awesome! Love it!

Waffles — Sat, 22 Dec 2007 06:22:08 +1100

Peter Nguyen--that is so impossible...but so fucking hilarious at the same time. But what I do not get about Peter's assignments is that in the first one, he is more serious..and it is from '99--probably when he was littler, due to the "Mr. So and So" part at the top. He seems much more serious there. Now, the second piece from Peter N., It seems like a 5 year old wrote it. Note that it says "Professor So and So" instead of "Mr." Also it is 5 years later--So why does the most recent one sound a ton less serious than the earlier one? I mean when guys are in college and high school, they are totally into girls. (All they think about.) But in this thing, it says "Girls are icky." So I believe none of this to be really true. Thanks for sharing though!

Smoky — Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:59:05 +1100

lmfao at the jimmy mc person one, the president of japan, with hitler, FTW!!!

Abbey — Mon, 17 Dec 2007 07:51:09 +1100

Hahah that was great, The Peter Dude was the best!

ruth — Tue, 06 Nov 2007 17:35:24 +1100

u have my respect

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 03:01:08 +1100

OMG this was so funny, he can't be stupid as a stupid person can never write somfing this gd. i wish i had done this in skl. MY GOD Peter Nguyen

Jacob — Mon, 17 Sep 2007 16:18:13 +1000

bahaha! funny shit man!! keep it up

Rita — Mon, 03 Sep 2007 06:04:15 +1000

Dude, that peter kid is awsome! I should have him write one of my papers, i could never come up with shit like that!

uhm — Wed, 08 Aug 2007 16:31:31 +1000

hahaha i completely agree with the kitten thing.. i woould do the same man... i would just look at its genitals to determine its sex.. not analyse the colour n shit.. ROFTFlol

pupu — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 04:46:54 +1000

fucking funny. Peter u rock.

melissa — Sat, 07 Jul 2007 20:21:55 +1000

dude!!! i love this peter guy! he sounds awsome

Paradis — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 21:02:30 +1000

Funniest stuff ever! Wish I had done some of this stuff in school for the bragging rights alone!
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Screw Weasels

wolf — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 20:47:46 +1000

hahahaha, this is sooo awesome

SPARKLE — Mon, 18 Jun 2007 03:12:54 +1000

THE TEACHER IS HILARIOUS!!!! WHAT A PATIENT PERSON

Breffany — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 09:34:05 +1000

i laughed so hard at the teachers comments on the jimmy mcperson one

John — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:17:09 +1000

They are real as I am the author of number 2 ... it was many many years ago!

John — Tue, 29 May 2007 16:16:30 +1000

They are real as I am the author of number 1 ... it was many many years ago!

Anonymous — Tue, 29 May 2007 12:48:54 +1000

I bet ya...that Peter Nguyen isn't dumb...he's a smart genius...except that he doesn't give a damn about his hw and tests...lol

johnieboy — Mon, 21 May 2007 01:27:45 +1000

Agree with squiddy, number 8 goes straight from an einstein migraine to a van gogh damn that. Poor student should have gotten a 4.0

Sat, 19 May 2007 16:29:36 +1000

it was very funny
where u get this stuff

Hybrid — Tue, 15 May 2007 10:02:11 +1000

omfg this is hilarious I loved Jimmy McPerson one

Dollar — Sun, 13 May 2007 23:51:11 +1000

ha ha there all dumb bastards , fukin stupid assholes i laughed my ass off......fukin hilarious

onaki — Sat, 12 May 2007 22:35:52 +1000

Good ones

Spork — Sat, 12 May 2007 12:13:15 +1000

Haha, the limit one was the best. xD

Lou — Mon, 07 May 2007 18:19:38 +1000

I agree completely with Peter Nguyen. He must run for presindency! Surele will do better than DoubleW.

none — Mon, 07 May 2007 04:59:43 +1000

They're geniuses. I was close to answering something similar to the elephant answer once...

Squiddy — Mon, 07 May 2007 03:25:07 +1000

Number eight speaks directly from my soul. It is brilliant. And I laughed my butt off.

Nice — Sun, 06 May 2007 20:49:51 +1000

It is funny and all, thus, I think it is all deliberately made, not wroten by actuall stundents.

Nice ideas anyways.

6/10

cassandra — Sun, 06 May 2007 20:08:18 +1000

This whole article was hilarious, that Peter Nguyen guy is either extremely stupid or doesn't really give a damn.