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Wed, 14 May 2008 08:58:23 +1000

hay

Mon, 28 Apr 2008 07:27:53 +1000

perfect design thanks

Methusaleh — Sat, 12 Apr 2008 22:04:37 +1000

skullcrusher, justin lawder and all the other disbelieving wankers out there, carry on masturbating. That's about all you pathetic pansies are fit for. Just be careful your hand doesn't slip off and hit you in the eye!

Mon, 07 Apr 2008 06:13:37 +1000

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Fri, 08 Feb 2008 02:35:51 +1100

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Sat, 08 Dec 2007 11:21:13 +1100

This guy is my new hero.

Everyone should learn Kung Fu!

http://www.urbanbeatdown.com

justin lawder — Fri, 12 Oct 2007 03:11:24 +1000

Id stomp that cock-sucking old drunks ass and then take all his shi*. Let that old basterd try to whoop my ass. I'll beat his wrinkly as* drunker than hell and then drink another one.

Mon, 16 Jul 2007 19:45:24 +1000

I found myself standing next to Buster the other evening at the bar of my local pub in Brixton, South London. I congratulated him on giving such a good account of himself when he was recently set upon by those ruffians.
he thanked me, then added,"I giv 'em a lot more than what they tried to giv me, mate !"
I believed 'im too ... !

Jany — Thu, 14 Jun 2007 17:28:03 +1000

Cool grandpa!!!!

mike — Fri, 08 Jun 2007 11:01:34 +1000

awesome haha

Tie — Sat, 02 Jun 2007 05:43:57 +1000

Wikkid job dude!

I wish you were MY grandpa.

mike — Wed, 23 May 2007 08:24:16 +1000

Clone that guy!

Fri, 27 Apr 2007 14:09:53 +1000

Kung-FU RULES

Will power always helps u to......................................
. KICK ASS ;-)

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 20:21:44 +1000

Tue, 17 Apr 2007 08:58:40 +1000

Well done dude!
Fuck the gansta

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:41:19 +1000

waaw

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 22:40:40 +1000

:p :p :p
www.bahae.tk
viva morocco

I_LAUGH_@_U — Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:47:11 +1000

Skull Crusher : I would imagine 100 year old men are about all you could 'giev a beating' too .. that & 5 year olds .. and a 5 year old would be a struggle for you LMAO!!

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 21:44:05 +1000

Its a true story ... he has been in the paper before due to his age :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5305378.stm

BBC dont often post fake stories .. they research first.

Mon, 16 Apr 2007 18:50:58 +1000

Salam khobi hyela ali bod

sophie — Wed, 04 Apr 2007 01:49:59 +1000

you deserve respect...and i think you will get it now!!! you go guy!!!

DGFANA — Thu, 29 Mar 2007 10:38:03 +1000

WOW DADDY im prouddd off youu keep kicking some ass and youll be famous

Skull Crusher — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 05:43:37 +1000

Those kids must have been a bunch of sissies. Let that old fogie talk his cocky Kung-Fu shi* around me. I'd love to give his frail ass the beating he so richly deserves.

My guess is that he is an alcoholic and he made the whole story up after stumbling into a wall. Mugging him would be like money in the bank.

drtgdt — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:56:58 +1000

Why??? we pay respect!

somme guy — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:56:33 +1000

manager — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:55:45 +1000

get off this site this inststent this site is not for you

some guy — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:55:10 +1000

dud this thing could be a chat room lmao sweet!!!!!!!!! for school since they dont permit msn lol

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:54:44 +1000

hello you hoerver you are

PhillyCheeseSteak — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:54:15 +1000

Man, you sure wope their ass, now they learned the real life, those mother F*ckers!

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:53:44 +1000

nice

manager — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:53:19 +1000

wtf is ur goddamn probleme this is for good stuff only!!!!!!!!!!!

jjay — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:52:31 +1000

thos mother f----- did not know what was coming

ur daughter — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:50:59 +1000

Dad i`m so proud of you dad i was i could marry and get you in my bed you make me more horny then mom

ur wife — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:50:03 +1000

omg honey im sooo fuckong horny i love u

Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:49:02 +1000

ur wife — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:46:10 +1000

omg honey im sooo fuckong horny i love u

pipivagina — Wed, 28 Mar 2007 04:44:41 +1000

dud that stuff is soooo fake i cant believe u guys girls w/e u are that u fall for this lmao

anyways if it is true u rock old man

dwin — Fri, 23 Mar 2007 05:24:54 +1100

wow, respect to this old man for doing both a good job kicking those bratty kids asses and for working that long

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 16:44:26 +1100

to throw a sickie, or a sickie is when you don't feel like working... and phone up saying you are soo sick... the history is real... it's straignt out of borough weekly mag, that's why it's written in propah brihtish:) by the way: how would You express 'a car washer-cum-mechanic' in AmE? just by saying 'a car washer and mechanic'?

Alisia Stoian — Sun, 18 Mar 2007 11:48:44 +1100

Congrats! for the USA

Thu, 15 Mar 2007 04:08:56 +1100

Wheaties lol...wow...that's what I wanna be when I'm 100...minus the facial hair...

Sun, 11 Mar 2007 17:58:11 +1100

Damn. He doesn't even look like 100. Must have eaten lots of Wheaties.

Adolf Hitler — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 18:26:55 +1100

Du �r juh b�g

sad_man666 — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 16:24:07 +1100

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sad you all should be ashamed of the lies that are spread and remember
experience=age
age=wisdom
wisdom=power
and power used for good MUST be honored

Lolita — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 05:40:46 +1100

HE'S NOT 100 THAT'S MY GRANDPA DUDE hes 76

teedoubleyou — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 03:22:20 +1100

sickie is English slang for a sick day.. I'd have thought that was obvious.
And washer-cum-mechanic means he's a car washer sometimes and mechanic other times. It is pretty simple.

Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:17:24 +1100

Am I the only one who believes this fella made up the whole story?

Micke — Fri, 09 Mar 2007 00:12:11 +1100

my deepest respects sir

wicked — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 13:01:13 +1100

major props, i wish he was my grandpa!

what kind of cruel teenagers would rob a old fella'?

kadizzle — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:59:26 +1100

one word....amazing

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 08:39:54 +1100

Hogan — Thu, 08 Mar 2007 07:44:21 +1100

OMG, its Chuck Norris's grandfather!

Professor Def Beat — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:25:09 +1100

Grampa kicked some lil ponks AISH! Kudo's dude, you are the freakin BEST!

spin~TAP — Wed, 07 Mar 2007 02:08:03 +1100

O shizzz, they got PWNED!!!!!

asheline — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 13:04:31 +1100

I hope i'm this cool when i'm SEVENTY. i mean...let's not even talk about 100.

Capt'n Himengrinder — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:38:17 +1100

I can take him. I'm Chuck Norris

Piers — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:25:06 +1100

Dude thats incredible.. And renneberg can sod right off he'd have kicked yow ass

Dr. Renneberg — Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:31:44 +1100

I would have beaten the old dog down

Kort:] — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 08:11:42 +1100

Bravo!!!

WhiteKnight1499 — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 02:33:31 +1100

I'D BUY EM AN ODD PINT ANYTIME

AL — Mon, 05 Mar 2007 01:18:05 +1100

:: WHEN I GET OLD I WONDER BE LIKE U.

dangerbird — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:54:29 +1100

I guess looking tough didnt help the gangsters this time

Nima — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:32:31 +1100

No school is like old school!!! ;)

bigguy — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 16:26:01 +1100

QUOTE: Someone help me explain the time fram of his "toe nail operation". At first there is a quote by the man

'The foot I used had been operated on a week before for an in-growing toenail.'

Then near the end the author states.

'...he had not taken a sickie for 80 years before an ingrown toenail forced him to take time off late last year'

So which one is it man? Get your story straight.
END QUOTE

Get what story straight? "Late last year" was not that long ago. This incident may have taken place shortly after the surgery on his foot, as is stated.

gams23 — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 07:17:18 +1100

kung fu movies are right. old guys are dangerous.

sean — Sun, 04 Mar 2007 02:37:04 +1100

it is true + he's actually 101

Sun, 04 Mar 2007 00:06:11 +1100

Hey Anita, maybe you should learn to spell retard before you start calling people it. Okay fuckwit?

Alex — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 16:16:13 +1100

Wow major respect 100 years old is an achievement in its self but also being fit and able bodied to fight off youths. This man deserves a medal. Although if he is a bacholor i would assume he didn't have children and there known to take a good 20+ years off your life.

chou sunset. — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 09:50:55 +1100

you just got pwned! ahahahah those moronic tenagers won't mess with him again.

Natalie — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 08:02:52 +1100

I hope I can kick a gangsta's ass like that when I'm effin' 100 years old!!!

QAli — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 07:07:35 +1100

go UK baby!!
n Kung Fu lol
i admire what u did pops..
the world needs more gr8 guys like ya

Scoot — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:53:02 +1100

Oh you fucktards, right first of all they didnt push him against a wall, they came from behind and knocked him to the floor, the then turned round, kicked on of the little cunts in the balls and they ran away,
what a great old man, and yes he is 100, in Britain he gave a live interview on the news,
some major disrespect for all you cunts leaving bad comments

Shandooga — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 06:43:27 +1100

seems like a fun guy.

D@m@ris — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:21:59 +1100

dale abuelito!!!

Sefus — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:18:26 +1100

Hell yeah!
What 100+ british dude doesn't know kung fu?

much respect,

DP — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:05:31 +1100

Hey Tom ,I hope you get F'd in the A

DP — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:05:07 +1100

Hey Tom ,I hope you get F'd in the A

Valkyrie123 — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 04:01:25 +1100

There's a reason he's lived this long. Old age is not for wimps.

Poop — Sat, 03 Mar 2007 03:55:54 +1100

Everybody likes Kung Fu Fighting

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:47:27 +1100

send this shit to pete

toxidas — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 22:35:50 +1100

ones who doesn't believe he's 100, you'll probably look like my ass when you're 100 because of the pessimistic mood of yourselves
old people believe in miracles, youngs still believe in their cellphones.. blah!

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 20:54:46 +1100

Awesome.

ATTN - Bernard Cribbins:
Absolutely no relevance to this totally awesome story, but my uncle's name actually was Bernard Cribb. Weird. o.O

Tony — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 19:16:15 +1100

Just in case you think it's fake, his age that is, here's a BBC link...

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5305378.stm

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:47:32 +1100

Don't know if it's true or not, but if it is: I certainly hope I've got the fire this guy has at 100 years old. It gives me hope that I've got a lot more zest in me yet!

chen — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:10:54 +1100

no way that guy is 100

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 18:03:28 +1100

AWESOME story! You've been dugg.

Tom — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:09:49 +1100

british people indeed are retarted.

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 16:03:53 +1100

kungfu? that last picture looks really bad (just look at the position of the women and the way he's hunched over)

sickie — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:56:27 +1100

a sickie is when you take a day off due to being sick...

Patricia — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 15:42:05 +1100

it is unbelievable

Sean — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:34:53 +1100

Fuck Yeah! This guy kicks ass. I think he gets to inherit the title of "coolest old guy" from
Peter Boyle

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:23:22 +1100

I wanna suck your wang

ZAIN — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:13:18 +1100

MOTHO FUCKER!!

Roberto — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 14:03:57 +1100

He deserves some serious kudos for that one. When i grow up i want to be just like him...only a little darker..

DD — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:39:06 +1100

Amazing! big up yourself brotha

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:08:01 +1100

i want to shake his hand

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:02:42 +1100

Dear Mr.Martin,

I have translated your story and published in my blog (in Chinese)and want to tell my people how you were so brave to fight the gang at your age.

wish you healthy and happy!

Rgds,
Engle

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:33:21 +1100

OUTSTANDING!

Now get the punks and put them in jail for a long time where they can get some lessons in sex and respect from tehir cellmates.

opl — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:24:35 +1100

And I thought I could retire at 60 or 65.

Well ...

Juice — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:21:34 +1100

What a badass.

Engle — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 12:04:17 +1100

Great!

Justin — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:58:55 +1100

Hehe, Kick ass old man ^-^

rubbersoul — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:54:49 +1100

So manly. ;_;

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:30:45 +1100

Fantastic! But I can't believe the negative comments on this...probably made by dumb, young punks who couldn't yet find their asses with both hands!

bunny — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:19:11 +1100

blimey he sure dont look 100! Go granpa! x

manefraim — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:05:44 +1100

In Soviet Russia, mechanic cums on you!

pwner — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 11:03:00 +1100

gotta love it, I hope it's tru, good 1old man respect!

Brett J. — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:58:24 +1100

Inspiration to all of us. I wish I can be that cool when I am old.

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:29:20 +1100

you Rock sir! God has blessed you!

soldierboyadam — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 10:16:41 +1100

Neat story and all, but should it say cum, or come? just asking..

Lawlalwlal — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:57:28 +1100

I want to be his friend he's freaking awesome.

Anonymous — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:47:02 +1100

Someone help me explain the time fram of his "toe nail operation". At first there is a quote by the man

'The foot I used had been operated on a week before for an in-growing toenail.'

Then near the end the author states.

'...he had not taken a sickie for 80 years before an ingrown toenail forced him to take time off late last year'

So which one is it man? Get your story straight.

Kevin DAwson — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:33:18 +1100

Guy looks fantastic for 100!
Hope I'm still in shape like that when I'm that old.

fuvtghead — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:31:45 +1100

damn story equals fake powns

Jeremy — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 09:13:44 +1100

Oh I love that stuff with all my heart, Way to show up buster! Those punks! I guess Buster showed them what British Punk Rock was all about!

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:23:43 +1100

Haha! I like to say that sex with shemales every day keeps you young. :)

bob — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 08:23:12 +1100

he pwned those noobs. awesome.

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:16:05 +1100

British ppl are retarded!!!

Kamil — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 07:05:32 +1100

hahaha owned

aaron — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:44:06 +1100

every body was kung fu fighting

joblo — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:27:58 +1100

what the hell is wrong with kids these days??? can't even rob a 100 yr old man. what has this world come to??

memo457 — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:17:15 +1100

HOOAH!

ober — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:12:56 +1100

In soviet russia x-cummy has a diff meaning..

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:10:38 +1100

respekt, sir.

ober — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:09:35 +1100

In soviet russia x-cummy has a diff meaning..

TheParadox — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 06:02:48 +1100

Ingrown toenails hurt like a mother and can lead to massive infection if left untreated. At his age, it's a very good idea to get it taken care of!

vasya — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:53:50 +1100

nice 1 old man

Chris — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:48:31 +1100

Dude ain't 100

mixmaster funk phly — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:41:02 +1100

idiots, its a fake story

difendr — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:28:59 +1100

Deep Respect !

Wish I am like that when I am 100!...Wish I would still be alive to be 100!

sm — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:18:29 +1100

The term "x-cum-y" is English to mean that a person pursues the activities (mostly professions) X and Y, often at the same location. In this case, Buster Martin is a washer and a mechanic.

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:17:28 +1100

How awesome is that?????????????????? I guess the military can show you something.

Freakybo — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:06:57 +1100

Pwnage Go grandpa Ubber Noobz are lame these days..........

TsuichiXi — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 05:01:08 +1100

YOU JUST GOT PWNZED

poseidon — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:56:56 +1100

whats a cum mechanic?

BarTecH — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:49:00 +1100

Deep respect Bravo ...

dijon — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:46:20 +1100

You go Grandpa!

uneasy — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:44:10 +1100

Ok, sickie=sick day, sure, but what is a cum-mechanic?

fryerseb — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:39:39 +1100

Respect!

MarrowMan — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:39:22 +1100

Uber-PWNAGE...l33t man. Truly l33t.

Vapour — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:37:49 +1100

Mmmm Pie. I Like Cursty Pie Crust

Deano — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:34:54 +1100

Outstanding!

stan — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:33:09 +1100

old people are tough!

buba — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:33:07 +1100

did you fight them off with kong fu too or did you get all war crzy on them? Plz do tell

Bernard Cribbins — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:32:34 +1100

I want to see a fight versus him and the queen. He might have the moves, but she's got a big sceptre and stuff.....

buba — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:31:22 +1100

you rock old guy!

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:30:43 +1100

Could those people that tried to mug him be a canidate for http://www.deportaMexican.com?

tiggsy — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:30:36 +1100

a sickie is a day off work on grounds of illness

Defiant_Dragon — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:28:50 +1100

Wow! Life lession #451: Don't f#ck with old people!

hugo — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:28:34 +1100

way to go:)

blaen — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:27:32 +1100

Doesn't anyone else find it funny that 3 muggers don't mean anything to the guy, but an ingrown toenail can take him out of the game.

Chronx — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:27:23 +1100

what exactly is a Kung Fu kick? From what I read... he = kicked one of them in the nuts lol

still awesome :D

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:26:33 +1100

Could those people that tried to mug him be a canidate for http://www.deportaMexican.com?

mw — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:25:41 +1100

aye bet

Mark — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:25:10 +1100

grandpa ?

Mark — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:24:42 +1100

grandpa ?

kozolup — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:23:46 +1100

Deep respect!

kozolup — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:23:01 +1100

Deep respect!

Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:22:45 +1100

What the hell is a sickie?? Is that an "industry term" cause I've never used it, or heard it.

Nick — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:20:21 +1100

Besides the massive amounts of respect we must give this guy, I think it's more important that we rain disrespect on the punks who thought it'd be cool to rob a 100 year-old.

Noobers — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:18:49 +1100

suckas

Carpathia — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 04:18:41 +1100

Zoe-M-Jizzle He freakin' owned them.

There are still a few WWII veterans around then ay?

What a ledge — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 03:54:46 +1100

lol he pwned those n0oBz

Elisa — Fri, 02 Mar 2007 00:56:46 +1100

OMG HE IS SO SEXUAL!.

Thu, 01 Mar 2007 23:29:40 +1100

Bravo

flicker — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:52:08 +1100

Wow, absolutely amazing.

Fantastic. Way to go. — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 18:50:53 +1100

Katie — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 15:44:12 +1100

Respect is right. Bravo sir, bravo.

Tim — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 13:11:34 +1100

go grandpa!

Don — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 12:58:55 +1100

1 Word:

Pwnage.

Lou — Thu, 01 Mar 2007 11:57:46 +1100

Awesome!
Respect!