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25 lucky male cheerleader situations...

 

1.
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Stare a little more, pal.

Onan unrelated note, it’s nice to see the chick from “Curb YourEnthusiasm” has pursued other avenues since getting divorced from Larryon the show.

2.
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Infatuation, thy name is (whatever this dude’s name is).

This dude is practically staring a hole in the back of this girl’shead. It may be a still from Bring it On, or one of those sequels, butthat doesn’t make it any less creepy.

3.
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The first of many of whatever this pose is called. A chair? A stand? A butt-hand? Something.

Anyway, she gets points for rocking hair from 1988 despite the fact that the photo is dated 2006.

4.
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Classic. The guy’s expression + the girl’s expression = true love.

If this couple wasn’t married within six months of this photo, it’s‘cause one wanted kids and the other one didn’t. Cause the chemistry isclearly there.

5.
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It feels good to know that Tara Reid found a new profession that bringsher so much happiness. Also, this outfit is somehow less slutty thanthe shit she used to wear.

6.
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We here at TPS are very egalitarian. Is there anyone luckier than a gaycheerleader with other gay cheerleader’s hands all over him?

The answer is no. There is not. Let’s keep moving.

And I’m not being presumptuous in assuming these guys are gay cause they’re holding a giant sign that says “Gay”, sports fans.

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On the surface, this guy is really lucky, having a cute little vixen on his shoulders, rooting on the Nitany Lions.

On a more profound level, this guy might as well be carrying a backpack full of bricks. He has no chance and he knows it.

You can see it in his dead eyes.

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Ditto for this one. She’s rooting for the Tarheels while he figures outwhere the best place is to kill a hobo with minimal witnesses.

It’s not all glamour in the world of cheerleading.

9.
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(No caption necessary, but included nonetheless) “You’re mama so fat, she sit on a rainbow and make Skittles”.

10.
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Behold: The skinniest girl in Wisconsin.

11.
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It’s tragic that the other three girls get to get hoisted while number four has to squat and pee in the foreground.

12.
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Do you think this guy was Photoshopped in or do you think that’s there actually a black dude at Bethel College? It’s 50/50.

13.
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It’s a shame that he’s behind that girl, cause if she could see him, Ronald Weasely would be getting some trim tonight.

14.
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Damn you, wholesome cheerleading!!!

This should be 732x hotter than it actually is.

Look at the smug sense of her abilities.

She’s going to be a stripper to pay her way through dental hygienist’s school.

15.
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The guy on the far right broke away from the group cause he wanted some “alone time” with his gal. Hope it pays off.

16.
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Gay cheerleaders: Vol 2. I’m happy that he’s happy.

At least I think he’s happy. He could be appalled. Or climaxing. Whatever.

17.
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Everyone on the ground was hoping this would be the toss that thegirls make it all the way in half. More practice is required….

18.
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How much do you wanna bet that the holding guy is jealous thatshe’s pointing at another guy (you, the reader) while he’s doing theheavy lifting?

On an unrelated note, I think that stripper really likes you.

19.
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Only a German cheerleader could go about this move somatter-of-factly, all the while removing all the sexuality from thislittle gem, but here we are…

20.
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The least sexy cheerleading outfit EVER! You know something iswrong with your outfit when the guy holding the cheerleader is scanningthe crowd looking for sexier women.

I can’t make out the logo on the gym floor, but BYU is my firstinstinct. Also, the broken leg is a gimme, but I don’t want to get introuble with my editors.

Just kidding. Dinner was cold last night, and now she walks with a limp.

21.
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I really get the feeling that this guy just goes around lifting things.

It would be a cute cheerleader, a wheelbarrow, a toddler trapped under a Yugo…This guy just gets off on the thrill of the lift.

22.
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Couple things: You’ve got baby Huey on the right, looking like he’sgoing to explode if he has to hold that 90lb girl for another second,but more importantly, you’ve got the guy in the middle.

He’s the truly lucky one. He’s sitting there, ogling these women, wondering if they’re going to spell his name.

Unless his name is “WHW”, he’s probably out of luck.

23.
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Not unlike this praying mantis, this female has selected her next mate who she will breed with, then consume.

24.
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Either Denver has been hit with a streak of really weird sunshineor they’re breeding Oompah-Loompahs pretty tall there. Nice “tans”,ladies.

25.
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I love that you can’t see exactly how far along that guy’s hand is.

I’ll leave it to you, the reader, to sidestep any potential lawsuits.

I think we can all agree that it’s far enough along that that he needs his friend’s help in removing it.

All the while, both demonstrate a level of glee commensurate with a high school dissection lab.

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Source: http://www.totalprosports.com


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Comments: 1

Guest | 4 Apr 2011 - 04:25
I think the one with the broken leg is Ashley Judd. She is a huge Kentucky and that looks like their logo not BYU. It would also make sense why I girl who is not wearing a cheer costume is being held. Anybody else think its Ashley Judd?

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