Two guys have wasted their time at airports, in this case, London’s Heathrow, by writing down strange names and asking the airport Information Center to locate these people by calling out their names on the airport’s PA system.

These guys would then hang out beneath the speakers and record the results.

In order to make it as believable as possible, they dressed up as chauffeurs and asked for help finding these people about 40 minutes after a Thai Airways or Air India flight had landed.

They acted as if they could not pronounce the names themselves, so as not to reveal the joke, but just handed over a note with the names printed on it and asked the employ at the Information Center.

After the fifth recording, they had to leave Heathrow as airport security figured out what was going on.

Give these guys the Big Practical Joker prize.

Looks Like…

Reads Like…

Sounds Like…

Arheddis Varkenjaab and Aywellbe Fayed

I hate this fucking job, and I will be fired

Listen

Arhevbin Fayed and Bybeiev Rhibodie

I‘ve just been fired, and bye-bye everybody

Listen

Aynayda Pizaqvick and Malexa Kriest

I need a piss quick, and my legs are crossed

Listen

Awul Dasfilshabeda and Nowaynayda Zheet

Oo-ah, that ‘ s better and now I need a shit

Listen

Makollig Jezvahted and Levdaroum DeBahzted

My colleague just farted, and left the room, the bastard

Listen

Steelaygot Maowenbach and Tuka Piziniztee

Still, I got my own back and took a piss in his tea

Listen


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Comments: 2

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Web used to call the new switchboard operators and ask them to page Mike Hunt on the PA.

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rofl.

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