1. Fine

This is the word woman use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2. Five Minutes

If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3. Nothing

This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "nothing", usually end in the fine.

4. Go ahead.

This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it!

5. Loud sigh.

This is actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #2 for the meaning of "nothing".)

6. That's okay

This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That's OK means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7. Thanks

A woman is thanking you, do not question, or faint. Just say "you're welcome". (I want to add in a clause here -- This is true, unless she says 'Thanks a lot' - that is pure sarcasm and she is not thanking you at all. DO NOT say you're welcome. That will bring on a 'whatever'.)

8. Whatever

Is a woman's way of saying "fuck you!".

9. Don't worry about it, I got it

Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told the man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'.

For the woman's response refer to #3.

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Hey, that post leaves me feeling foiolsh. Kudos to you!

Typo on number 5! wassat

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