Original ad:
**** Disguisable weapons wanted ****
Wanted: hidden blades, belt buckle knives, cane swords, etc.....
Offering: cash, items for barter

From Me to **********@***********.org:

Hey,

I saw your ad looking for concealable/disguised weapons. I have several fine-crafted items you may be interested in. Respond if you are interested and I will send you pictures and prices.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

I am. lets see what you got.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Here you go:



Looks like a normal spoon, right?



Wrong. It is actually a deadly 2.5" half-smooth, half-serrated knife with tactical grip. One minute you are enjoying a bowl of cereal, and the next you are fighting off attackers with this deadly and disguised weapon.

I am asking $50 for the blade. Let me know if you want to stop by and take a look at it.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

that is stupid as hell and looks like crap. unless you have anything better to offer, dont waste my time.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

I am sorry you feel that way about the spoon blade. I do have some other weapons that I think you will feel differently about.

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

fine. but if it is another knife duct taped to a spoon then you can fuck off.

From Me to Jeff ******:

Jeff,

Thank you for re-considering. Here are three quality disguised weapons that I think you will love:



At first glance, this looks like a normal party cup. However, if you look close enough, you will see that it is really a fully automatic Glock 18C. You will be able to pour your enemies a nice warm cup of lead with this fine purchase. Asking $900 for the gun/cup combo.



Still thirsty for justice? Try this badass M16A2 disguised as a 24-pack of soda. The box has two finely crafted holes on each side to allow for any kind of optics (not included) that you wish to attach. This weapon is only for sale if you have a Class III permit.



This cleverly disguised weapon may look like a tissue box, but is actually a Benelli M3 12 gauge shotgun disguised as a tissue box. The ultra-soft quilted tissues serve as a comfortable grip on the pump-action shotgun. Also, if you find yourself sneezing during the heat of combat, you will have a handy tissue box ready for action. Asking $1500 for the weapon. Additional tissue boxes are an extra $5 per box.

Let me know if you want any of these items.

Thanks,

Mike

From Jeff ****** to Me:

youre a fucking dumbass, shitbrained, asswipe, retarded dipshit. you prob walk around with that shit too you dumb mother fucker. I hope you get hit by a car. fuck off, eat shit, and die.

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Date: 13 Mar 2010 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 36331

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Comments: 21

Guest | 17 Dec 2011 - 08:46
laughing penis

Guest | 14 Nov 2011 - 00:12
My friend put this on my christmas card 4 me so now im gonna give her a baseball bat taped to a makeup brush :)

Guest | 4 Aug 2011 - 22:52
Well. You are a waste of a zygote and spermatozoa.

Guest | 8 Jul 2011 - 21:01
I liked this better when it was on dontevenreply.com

stephlynn | 30 Jun 2011 - 08:37
those ideas were totally BEYOND stupid i really hope they were JUSTa joke. the reaction was awesome laughing

Guest | 7 Apr 2011 - 20:09
laughing omg hahahahahahahahahaha the shotgun with the tissue box? fuckin genious!!!!!!!!!!!

Guest | 26 Mar 2011 - 03:05
dude you got E-raped hang your head in shame there is nothing you can say to make it look like you won.

Guest | 15 Feb 2011 - 00:50
OMG. I am looking at the tissue box in my cubicle...so many possibilities.

Guest | 26 Dec 2010 - 15:55
isn't this the legendary David Thorne? lol

Guest | 7 Dec 2010 - 05:15
spoon-blade!!!!!!!!!!! (the truth)

Guest | 7 Dec 2010 - 05:14
oh my god

Guest | 1 Oct 2010 - 16:53
Too fucking hilarious! ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.......

guest | 11 Sep 2010 - 21:36
man i had to look twice ta see those weapons there awsome

Guest | 5 Sep 2010 - 12:30
oh my LORD
i would buy the knife-spoon

Guest | 31 Aug 2010 - 04:26
Holy Shit I havent laughed to hard in a long time. Like tears and barely breathing for 5 minutes. That party cup gun is just genius. Classified stuff man. I love you Mike!

penis sucker dude | 30 Aug 2010 - 22:17
That was the funniest shit I've ever seen. Godspeed my friend.

Guest | 27 Jul 2010 - 14:22
i laughed soooo Hard!

Guest | 16 Jun 2010 - 22:08
hahahahahaha.......awesome.

Guest | 27 Apr 2010 - 17:17
ROFLMAO!

Guest | 27 Apr 2010 - 16:59
LMFAO!!!!

Guest | 23 Mar 2010 - 20:26
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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