Which stage are you at?

Phase 1
6 phases of working

You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great. Your co-workers are wonderful, your office is cute, you love your boss.

 

Phase 2
6 phases of working

You are listening to pop music -- After a while you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming or going anymore.

 

Phase 3
6 phases of working

You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what happens after about SIX Months!

 

Phase 4
6 phases of working

You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated due to stress, you're gaining weight due to lack of exercise because you are so tired and have so much work to do and when you get home you have more work to do.

You feel sluggish and suffer from constipation. Your fellow co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the walls of your cubicle are closing in.

 

Phase 5
6 phases of working

You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out of bed and load up on caffeine.

 

Phase 6
6 phases of working

You are listening to the voices in your head -- You have locked the office door to keep people out, You wonder WHY you are even here in the first place and WHY did I come to work today!


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Date: 5 Nov 2009 | Author: mesmerX | Category: Pictures | Views: 6643

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Comments: 5

Blaze
This is awesome I love this article, I think I'm at phase 1 at the moment

jharrvis
so funny.. hahahaa i like it laughing

i'm at phase
sixx

Guest
lol phase two here as well tongue

cheryl sokolowski
That is hilarious! I think I'm at phase 2, but who knows what this week will bring

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