"... in the office may be assfisting me on behalf of..."
Yes, "assfisting" instead of "assisting". On a legal paper. Freud, anyone?



How in the world could a man end up with a typographical error tattooed on his chest?
Michael Duplessis, an auto mechanic, filed a lawsuit saying that in April 2005, tattoo artist Sam Hacker inked "Chi-tonw" on his chest where he had asked for "Chi-town"



"...in the middle of the road ejaculating..."
On Los Angeles' KABC-TV



"I have a Draem" -- "I have a Deram"
Screen shot taken from a news report aired on Martin Luther King Day in January 2007 by Corpus Christi, Texas, station KIII-TV.



"SOTP"
In Africa

"Not a Through Toad"
Toads, unite!



"No Vechile Access"
Yea, alwrit...



Even Satan beleives in God
funny enough without the typo!



"THIS BAGGAGE HAS BEEN X-RATED AT POINT OF ORIGIN."
You better hide your porn...



"Reliability ...always upholding the highest standards for every detal"
Oh, the irony!

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Source: oddee.com