Just When You Think You Have It Bad, It Gets Worse...

Bad: You can't find your vibrator.

Worse: Your daughter "borrowed" it.



Bad: You find a porn movie in your son's room.

Worse: You're in it.



Bad: Your husband's a crossdresser.

Worse: He looks better than you.



Bad: Your son's involved in Satanism.

Worse: As a sacrifice.



Bad: Your wife wants a divorce.

Worse: She's a lawyer.



Bad: Your wife's leaving you.

Worse: For another woman.



Bad: Your wife's leaving you.

Worse: To enter a convent.



Bad: Your wife's arrested for soliciting.

Worse: She implicates you.



Good: Hot outdoor sex.

Bad: You're arrested.

Worse: By your husband.



Good: The postman's early.

Bad: He's wearing camas and has an AK-47.



Good: The secretary said "yes."

Bad: Your wife says "no."



Good: The teacher likes your son.

Bad: Sexually.

Worse: He's gay.



Good: You came home for a quickie.

Bad: So did the postman.


Bad: Your children are sexually active.

Worse: With each other.



Good: You came home for a quickie.

Bad: Your wife walks in.



Good: You get tickets to the theatre.

Bad: It's performance art.



Good: Your boyfriend's exercising.

Bad: So he'll fit in your clothes.



Good: Your car conveniently "runs out of gas."

Bad: For real.



Good: Your child's "waiting for Mr. Right".

Bad: Your son, that is.



Good: Your daughter's on the Pill.

Bad: She's thirteen.



Good: Your neighbor exercises in the nude.

Bad: He weighs 350 pounds.



Good: Your son's doing extra credit work.

Bad: Making a sex ed video.



Good: Your uncle leaves you a fortune.

Bad: It's counterfeit.



Good: Your wife bought a porn video.

Bad: Your daughter's the star.



Good: Your wife likes outdoor sex.

Bad: You live downtown.



Good: Your wife meets you at the door nude.

Bad: She's coming home.



Good: Your wife's kinky.

Bad: With the neighbors.

Worse: All of them.



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Date: 5 Aug 2009 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 1572

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Comments: 3

Guest | 6 Dec 2009 - 15:15
What the hell?!?! lol
sad laughing

o my | 18 Aug 2009 - 15:14
o my

Stuv | 5 Aug 2009 - 20:21
Oh lol

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