Random funny test, exam & essay answers submitted by students.

(Here's part 1 of this 'Funny exam answers' collection.)

(Here's part 2 of this 'Funny exam answers' collection.)

(Here's part 4 of this 'Funny exam answers' collection.)

Got your own funny test/exam answer from your school? Scan/Submit it to dailycognition [at] ymail.com and I'll gladly put it up.

 

Funny Essay Answer 1

funny essay answer

 

Funny Essay Answer 2

funny essay answer

funny essay answer

 

Funny Test Answer 3

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 4

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 5

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 6

funny test answers

 

Funny Essay Answer 7

funny essay answer

 

Funny Test Answer 8

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 9

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 10

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 11

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 12

funny test answers Click to see full scale size.

 

Funny Essay Answer 13

funny essay answer

funny essay answer

funny essay answer

 

Funny Test Answer 14

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 15

funny test answers

 

Funny Essay Answer 16

funny essay answer

 

Funny Test Answer 17

funny test answers

 

Funny Essay Answer 18

funny essay answer

 

Funny Test Answer 19

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 20

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 21

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 22

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 23

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 24

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 25

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 26

funny test answers

 

Funny Test Answer 27

Funny Test Answer 28

funny test answer

 

Funny Essay Answer 29

funny essay answer

 

Funny Exam Answer 30

funny exam answer

 

Funny SCIENCE Exam Answers 31
  • # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
  • # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
  • A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
  • When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
  • For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
  • The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
  • Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
  • Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
  • To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
  • Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
  • To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
  • Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
  • Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
  • Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
  • H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
  • Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
  • Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
  • Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
  • For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
  • To prevent contraception use a condominium.
  • Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

 

(Here's part 1 of this 'Funny exam answers' collection.)

(Here's part 2 of this 'Funny exam answers' collection.)

(Here's part 4 of this 'Funny exam answers' collection.)


Article Info & Options:
Date: 17 Jun 2009 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 434564

» TrackBack
» Print
» RSS

Enojyed this article? Share it and let others know:
Share/Bookmark



Comments: 88

guest | 24 Oct 2012 - 21:22
tongue i love school

WHITECROW13 | 14 Jul 2012 - 12:24
Does anybody else watch the vampire diaries? Or am I the only freak that does? wassat

WHITECROW13 | 14 Jul 2012 - 12:21
OMG that was the funniest thing I have ever read!!! I practically wet myself laughing! tongue BTW I'm totally OBSESSED with The Vampire Diaries!!! I think Damon[I refuse to call him Ian Somerhalder] is TOTALLY HAWT !!!!!!! tongue x 1000000000000

Guest | 24 Jun 2012 - 22:25
laughing

some Brony | 17 Jun 2012 - 01:33
Q :whats 1 + 1 + 7?

A: windows 7 tongue

Guest | 16 May 2012 - 09:43
Trolol wassat angry

jay-ar | 15 May 2012 - 01:53
mga putang ina nyo angry

Sailor | 18 Mar 2012 - 16:05
I'm currently on a US Navy ship working long hours. This made me laugh so hard. It made my day.

Persony Person | 14 Mar 2012 - 18:27
laughing These are hilarious! I loved the one "Absitnence Cartoon Dialog" :D: D :D

Guest | 6 Mar 2012 - 10:03
tongue laughing

Stephan Hawkings | 18 Feb 2012 - 01:13
crying :wank:

rishi | 16 Jan 2012 - 08:42
so..........funny laughing

Cassie | 26 Dec 2011 - 05:11
Artclies like this really grease the shafts of knowledge.

Guest | 8 Dec 2011 - 04:34
why do we have 2 type in a random # at the bottom

Guest | 8 Dec 2011 - 04:30
tongue sad :happy:

from not a retard | 1 Dec 2011 - 01:13
some one likes me !OMG smile

from me agian | 1 Dec 2011 - 01:09
these student's are retarded

from me | 1 Dec 2011 - 01:08
this is funny junk man

Guest | 14 Nov 2011 - 04:57
laughing crying tongue wassat

Guest | 7 Nov 2011 - 18:40
Lol if i did that i would get excluded from school or put on report :P

Guest | 16 Sep 2011 - 20:32
these kids are the most brainiest ever there going to make loads of money laughing

Guest | 3 Sep 2011 - 08:20
AWESOME so funny. Keep up the good work.

Guest | 29 Jun 2011 - 09:20
My I.Q. just dropped by 100. And most of the answers were unfunny. I repeat it, UNFUNNY.

Palataniariastyleamarie | 25 Jun 2011 - 08:19
hey
i like dogs cause they find me funny! yay! i like dogs!!! oobh

Guest | 8 Jun 2011 - 19:39
Next paper june 21st, this page has inspired me and i will post my answers (If i can sneak a pic) ASAP
wink smile tongue laughing

Guest | 24 May 2011 - 09:50
here's a rabbit with a pancake on its head.

Guest | 12 May 2011 - 16:07
These kids are my type of friends laughing (^^^)

The prick | 29 Apr 2011 - 23:22
wassat
i dont underdstand the biogacally surbordinate concentrate of uncleverness that is being displayed in this unacceptable/unagreeable peice of work!!!

Guest | 25 Apr 2011 - 14:28
crying wassat

Bob | 12 Mar 2011 - 12:21
who the hell post my test results I'm gonna sue you turtles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

fat | 6 Mar 2011 - 16:54
smile laughing laughing

Guest | 5 Mar 2011 - 16:05
Ans no 15!!! HAHAHAHAHA laughing

navneet | 1 Mar 2011 - 11:52
laughing niceeeeeeeeeeee.........some of them........

syazlin malek | 9 Feb 2011 - 14:35
haha ! :)laughing

Guest | 2 Dec 2010 - 19:34
wow they are losers !! nt funnni :P

Guest | 10 Nov 2010 - 11:16
where on earth are these kids from in the world?! lmfaolaughing

AYK | 28 Oct 2010 - 14:12
They r goodsmile

akdfkjdfgncn bjgdk | 1 Sep 2010 - 15:50
apart from the fact that a lot of these are clearly fake, it's still hilarious.
LOL smile

Guest | 19 Jul 2010 - 01:29
tongue these kids are hilarious!

chaz | 27 Jun 2010 - 09:02
crying lol this was soo funnytongue laughinglaughing: laughing laughing

Guest | 26 Jun 2010 - 23:30
THIS MADE ME LOL

Guest | 23 Jun 2010 - 08:56
I FKN LOVE PETER NGUYEN!!wink
lmao funny

Guest | 6 Jun 2010 - 17:40
pahaaaa !

Guest | 30 May 2010 - 10:19
i really enjoyed reading it.....laughing

fluffy tits | 26 May 2010 - 22:09
omg ! my poo-poo smells disgusting ! wassat crying sad

Guest | 21 May 2010 - 11:21
after watching i LEARNT the right way of answering questions....laughing

blah blah | 13 May 2010 - 19:10
moo! im a cow!smile

Guest | 12 May 2010 - 23:49
What are bonds?

a. Things that connect ligaments to muscels
b. Any actor that stars in a spy movie >:)

Atongue

Guest | 28 Apr 2010 - 03:32
OMG #2 was by far the funniest shit i have read in a long time

Guest | 10 Apr 2010 - 01:21
holy cock i wonder what happend to those fucking kidswassat

Guest | 21 Mar 2010 - 15:41
laughing laughing HA...HA...HAAA... HE...HE..HE...HU..HU..HU......

Guest | 5 Mar 2010 - 22:12
iii think horrayy for fossel fuels is what i liiked :')

Guest | 28 Feb 2010 - 17:29
I think Funny Test Answer Number 2 was just....
LMAO!
He did it so well, so deadpan and outrageous, so EPIC!

Guest | 27 Feb 2010 - 06:28
so funny hahahahahahahahalaughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Guest | 24 Feb 2010 - 19:19
funny as hell should have more exam queations like this

tiffy~ray | 19 Feb 2010 - 23:32
laughing pahahhaah... funny as fukkk!!! lol x

lmao | 10 Feb 2010 - 18:50
these are fucking hilariouslaughing

Guest | 25 Jan 2010 - 17:39
in love the butthole around my headcrying crying angry sad

Guest | 25 Jan 2010 - 06:42
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

LMAO!!! laughing laughing laughing

Guest | 18 Dec 2009 - 23:46
#28 should marry me.tongue

Guest | 17 Dec 2009 - 01:23
"Thats why i dont let other nations in my secret clubhouse"

LLLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO

Guest | 15 Dec 2009 - 12:01
ha lol laughingcryinglaughing

Guest | 14 Dec 2009 - 01:58
Haha, I'm just intrigued as to how number 18 actually managed to get 37%
Amazing!

Guest | 12 Dec 2009 - 15:30
hey sexy ;D

jay20505 | 9 Dec 2009 - 02:46
smile Santa has a good list, angry a bad list, wink and a naughty list im on the naughty onewink wink

Guest | 3 Dec 2009 - 23:36
I laughed so hard at number 27

Guest | 1 Dec 2009 - 17:14
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue lol oh good god im pregnant ;lololol

Pockets | 18 Nov 2009 - 21:21
no. 16: I pretty much just died from laughter. The total honesty in which he wrote... wow.

Guest | 18 Nov 2009 - 09:36
jordan waterhouse has aids

Guest | 8 Nov 2009 - 01:24
laughing

Guest | 4 Nov 2009 - 22:31
Hahahaa! laughing

failing 8th grade | 26 Oct 2009 - 03:08
ps im failing 8th grade

failing 8th grade | 26 Oct 2009 - 03:08
FUNNY makes me seem smart i actaullay tried the find x thing and worked i love my dumbass math teacher
(she has shit herself and puked in my science teacehers mouth!)
all hail jesus or he will go michael jackson on your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mujahid | 20 Oct 2009 - 08:37
funny answers.. i like dis!

Guest | 16 Oct 2009 - 12:11
Alright FELLAS. CoW(M) No. 62

Guest | 15 Oct 2009 - 23:13
HAHAHAHA! "Inversion of the phallus" XD! 10 and 15 had me in stitches as well.

Guest | 10 Oct 2009 - 22:33
iiii mae
k s esa vara?

Guest | 1 Oct 2009 - 22:07
hahahah this is awesomelaughing lol,man

Guest | 27 Sep 2009 - 04:59
Funny Test Answer number 18

"The people though Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server"

XDD!

Me | 20 Sep 2009 - 01:46
smile

boner | 5 Sep 2009 - 10:09
i burst out laughing the moment i saw 2 girls 1 cup. too bad the teacher was just a prude ass dyke. poor kid deserved SOME credit.

Guest | 26 Aug 2009 - 22:19
lmao that was the funniest! luvd it!

A person | 20 Aug 2009 - 11:14
i wrote my german end of year exam on the day i went to space with clifford the big red dog
... most of it was in english

Ohh yeaaa :) | 29 Jul 2009 - 21:34
Funny Test Answer Number 18= EPIC
Died laughing. I will remember that, forever;)
I wanna meet that guy LOL

Guest | 18 Jul 2009 - 19:55
You spelt Charles Darwin wrong laughing

Chares Darwin | 18 Jul 2009 - 19:54
o.e

Guest | 18 Jul 2009 - 08:07
Great Friend...

Guest | 17 Jul 2009 - 20:54
Mow

comments powered by Disqus


Copyright Message

© 2013 DailyCognition.com