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  • # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
  • # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
  • A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
  • When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
  • For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
  • The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
  • Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
  • Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
  • To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
  • Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
  • To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
  • Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
  • Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
  • Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
  • H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
  • Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
  • Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
  • Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
  • For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
  • To prevent contraception use a condominium.
  • Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

 

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Comments: 88

guest
tongue i love school

WHITECROW13
Does anybody else watch the vampire diaries? Or am I the only freak that does? wassat

WHITECROW13
OMG that was the funniest thing I have ever read!!! I practically wet myself laughing! tongue BTW I'm totally OBSESSED with The Vampire Diaries!!! I think Damon[I refuse to call him Ian Somerhalder] is TOTALLY HAWT !!!!!!! tongue x 1000000000000

Guest
laughing

some Brony
Q :whats 1 + 1 + 7?

A: windows 7 tongue

Guest
Trolol wassat angry

jay-ar
mga putang ina nyo angry

Sailor
I'm currently on a US Navy ship working long hours. This made me laugh so hard. It made my day.

Persony Person
laughing These are hilarious! I loved the one "Absitnence Cartoon Dialog" :D: D :D

Guest
tongue laughing

Stephan Hawkings
crying :wank:

rishi
so..........funny laughing

Cassie
Artclies like this really grease the shafts of knowledge.

Guest
why do we have 2 type in a random # at the bottom

Guest
tongue sad :happy:

from not a retard
some one likes me !OMG smile

from me agian
these student's are retarded

from me
this is funny junk man

Guest
laughing crying tongue wassat

Guest
Lol if i did that i would get excluded from school or put on report :P

Guest
these kids are the most brainiest ever there going to make loads of money laughing

Guest
AWESOME so funny. Keep up the good work.

Guest
My I.Q. just dropped by 100. And most of the answers were unfunny. I repeat it, UNFUNNY.

Palataniariastyleamarie
hey
i like dogs cause they find me funny! yay! i like dogs!!! oobh

Guest
Next paper june 21st, this page has inspired me and i will post my answers (If i can sneak a pic) ASAP
wink smile tongue laughing

Guest
here's a rabbit with a pancake on its head.

Guest
These kids are my type of friends laughing (^^^)

The prick
wassat
i dont underdstand the biogacally surbordinate concentrate of uncleverness that is being displayed in this unacceptable/unagreeable peice of work!!!

Guest
crying wassat

Bob
who the hell post my test results I'm gonna sue you turtles!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!

fat
smile laughing laughing

Guest
Ans no 15!!! HAHAHAHAHA laughing

navneet
laughing niceeeeeeeeeeee.........some of them........

syazlin malek
haha ! :)laughing

Guest
wow they are losers !! nt funnni :P

Guest
where on earth are these kids from in the world?! lmfaolaughing

AYK
They r goodsmile

akdfkjdfgncn bjgdk
apart from the fact that a lot of these are clearly fake, it's still hilarious.
LOL smile

Guest
tongue these kids are hilarious!

chaz
crying lol this was soo funnytongue laughinglaughing: laughing laughing

Guest
THIS MADE ME LOL

Guest
I FKN LOVE PETER NGUYEN!!wink
lmao funny

Guest
pahaaaa !

Guest
i really enjoyed reading it.....laughing

fluffy tits
omg ! my poo-poo smells disgusting ! wassat crying sad

Guest
after watching i LEARNT the right way of answering questions....laughing

blah blah
moo! im a cow!smile

Guest
What are bonds?

a. Things that connect ligaments to muscels
b. Any actor that stars in a spy movie >:)

Atongue

Guest
OMG #2 was by far the funniest shit i have read in a long time

Guest
holy cock i wonder what happend to those fucking kidswassat

Guest
laughing laughing HA...HA...HAAA... HE...HE..HE...HU..HU..HU......

Guest
iii think horrayy for fossel fuels is what i liiked :')

Guest
I think Funny Test Answer Number 2 was just....
LMAO!
He did it so well, so deadpan and outrageous, so EPIC!

Guest
so funny hahahahahahahahalaughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Guest
funny as hell should have more exam queations like this

tiffy~ray
laughing pahahhaah... funny as fukkk!!! lol x

lmao
these are fucking hilariouslaughing

Guest
in love the butthole around my headcrying crying angry sad

Guest
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

LMAO!!! laughing laughing laughing

Guest
#28 should marry me.tongue

Guest
"Thats why i dont let other nations in my secret clubhouse"

LLLLLLMMMMMMMMAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOO

Guest
ha lol laughingcryinglaughing

Guest
Haha, I'm just intrigued as to how number 18 actually managed to get 37%
Amazing!

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hey sexy ;D

jay20505
smile Santa has a good list, angry a bad list, wink and a naughty list im on the naughty onewink wink

Guest
I laughed so hard at number 27

Guest
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue lol oh good god im pregnant ;lololol

Pockets
no. 16: I pretty much just died from laughter. The total honesty in which he wrote... wow.

Guest
jordan waterhouse has aids

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laughing

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Hahahaa! laughing

failing 8th grade
ps im failing 8th grade

failing 8th grade
FUNNY makes me seem smart i actaullay tried the find x thing and worked i love my dumbass math teacher
(she has shit herself and puked in my science teacehers mouth!)
all hail jesus or he will go michael jackson on your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mujahid
funny answers.. i like dis!

Guest
Alright FELLAS. CoW(M) No. 62

Guest
HAHAHAHA! "Inversion of the phallus" XD! 10 and 15 had me in stitches as well.

Guest
iiii mae
k s esa vara?

Guest
hahahah this is awesomelaughing lol,man

Guest
Funny Test Answer number 18

"The people though Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server"

XDD!

Me
smile

boner
i burst out laughing the moment i saw 2 girls 1 cup. too bad the teacher was just a prude ass dyke. poor kid deserved SOME credit.

Guest
lmao that was the funniest! luvd it!

A person
i wrote my german end of year exam on the day i went to space with clifford the big red dog
... most of it was in english

Ohh yeaaa :)
Funny Test Answer Number 18= EPIC
Died laughing. I will remember that, forever;)
I wanna meet that guy LOL

Guest
You spelt Charles Darwin wrong laughing

Chares Darwin
o.e

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Great Friend...

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Mow

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