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  • # When you breath, you inspire. When you don't breath, you expire.
  • # The pistol of a flower is its only protection against insects.
  • A fossil is an extinct animal. The older it is, the more extinct it is.
  • When you smell an odorless gas, it is probably carbon monoxide.
  • For head colds, use an agonizer to spray the nose until it drops into your throat.
  • The moon is a planet just like Earth, only deader.
  • Artificial insemination is what the farmer does to the cow instead of the bull.
  • Dew is formed on leaves when sun shines down on them and makes them perspire.
  • To collect fumes of sulfur, hold a deacon over a flame in a test tube.
  • Equator: A managerie lion running around Earth through Africa.
  • To remove dust from your eye, pull the eye down over the nose.
  • Momentum. What you give a person when they are going away.
  • Nitrogen is not found in Ireland, because it is not found in a free state.
  • Magnet: Something you can find crawling over a dead cat.
  • H20 is hot water. CO2 is cold water.
  • Rhubarb: A kind of celery gone bloodshot.
  • Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives.
  • Respiration is composed of inspiration and then expectoration.
  • For a nosebleed: Put the nose lower than the body until the heart stops.
  • To prevent contraception use a condominium.
  • Blood flows down one leg and up the other.

 

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Comments: 52

akdfkjdfgncn bjgdk | 2 Sep 2010 - 01:50
apart from the fact that a lot of these are clearly fake, it's still hilarious.
LOL smile

Guest | 19 Jul 2010 - 11:29
tongue these kids are hilarious!

chaz | 27 Jun 2010 - 19:02
crying lol this was soo funnytongue laughinglaughing: laughing laughing

Guest | 27 Jun 2010 - 09:30
THIS MADE ME LOL

Guest | 23 Jun 2010 - 18:56
I FKN LOVE PETER NGUYEN!!wink
lmao funny

Guest | 7 Jun 2010 - 03:40
pahaaaa !

Guest | 30 May 2010 - 20:19
i really enjoyed reading it.....laughing

fluffy tits | 27 May 2010 - 08:09
omg ! my poo-poo smells disgusting ! wassat crying sad

Guest | 21 May 2010 - 21:21
after watching i LEARNT the right way of answering questions....laughing

blah blah | 14 May 2010 - 05:10
moo! im a cow!smile

Guest | 13 May 2010 - 09:49
What are bonds?

a. Things that connect ligaments to muscels
b. Any actor that stars in a spy movie >:)

Atongue

Guest | 28 Apr 2010 - 13:32
OMG #2 was by far the funniest shit i have read in a long time

Guest | 10 Apr 2010 - 11:21
holy cock i wonder what happend to those fucking kidswassat

Guest | 22 Mar 2010 - 02:41
laughing laughing HA...HA...HAAA... HE...HE..HE...HU..HU..HU......

Guest | 22 Mar 2010 - 02:41
wassat tongue laughing sad

Guest | 6 Mar 2010 - 09:12
iii think horrayy for fossel fuels is what i liiked :')

Guest | 1 Mar 2010 - 04:29
I think Funny Test Answer Number 2 was just....
LMAO!
He did it so well, so deadpan and outrageous, so EPIC!

Guest | 27 Feb 2010 - 17:28
so funny hahahahahahahahalaughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing

Guest | 25 Feb 2010 - 06:19
funny as hell should have more exam queations like this

tiffy~ray | 20 Feb 2010 - 10:32
laughing pahahhaah... funny as fukkk!!! lol x

lmao | 11 Feb 2010 - 05:50
these are fucking hilariouslaughing

Guest | 26 Jan 2010 - 04:39
in love the butthole around my headcrying crying angry sad

Guest | 25 Jan 2010 - 17:42
"Vacuum: A large, empty space where the pope lives."

LMAO!!! laughing laughing laughing

Guest | 19 Dec 2009 - 10:46
#28 should marry me.tongue

Guest | 17 Dec 2009 - 12:23
"Thats why i dont let other nations in my secret clubhouse"

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Guest | 15 Dec 2009 - 23:01
ha lol laughingcryinglaughing

Guest | 14 Dec 2009 - 12:58
Haha, I'm just intrigued as to how number 18 actually managed to get 37%
Amazing!

Guest | 13 Dec 2009 - 02:30
hey sexy ;D

jay20505 | 9 Dec 2009 - 13:46
smile Santa has a good list, angry a bad list, wink and a naughty list im on the naughty onewink wink

Guest | 4 Dec 2009 - 10:36
I laughed so hard at number 27

Guest | 2 Dec 2009 - 04:14
tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue tongue lol oh good god im pregnant ;lololol

Pockets | 19 Nov 2009 - 08:21
no. 16: I pretty much just died from laughter. The total honesty in which he wrote... wow.

Guest | 18 Nov 2009 - 20:36
jordan waterhouse has aids

Guest | 8 Nov 2009 - 12:24
laughing

Guest | 5 Nov 2009 - 09:31
Hahahaa! laughing

failing 8th grade | 26 Oct 2009 - 14:08
ps im failing 8th grade

failing 8th grade | 26 Oct 2009 - 14:08
FUNNY makes me seem smart i actaullay tried the find x thing and worked i love my dumbass math teacher
(she has shit herself and puked in my science teacehers mouth!)
all hail jesus or he will go michael jackson on your ASS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Mujahid | 20 Oct 2009 - 19:37
funny answers.. i like dis!

Guest | 16 Oct 2009 - 23:11
Alright FELLAS. CoW(M) No. 62

Guest | 16 Oct 2009 - 10:13
HAHAHAHA! "Inversion of the phallus" XD! 10 and 15 had me in stitches as well.

Guest | 11 Oct 2009 - 09:33
iiii mae
k s esa vara?

Guest | 2 Oct 2009 - 08:07
hahahah this is awesomelaughing lol,man

Guest | 27 Sep 2009 - 14:59
Funny Test Answer number 18

"The people though Jesus was moding so they quit and joined a new server"

XDD!

Me | 20 Sep 2009 - 11:46
smile

boner | 5 Sep 2009 - 20:09
i burst out laughing the moment i saw 2 girls 1 cup. too bad the teacher was just a prude ass dyke. poor kid deserved SOME credit.

Guest | 27 Aug 2009 - 08:19
lmao that was the funniest! luvd it!

A person | 20 Aug 2009 - 21:14
i wrote my german end of year exam on the day i went to space with clifford the big red dog
... most of it was in english

Ohh yeaaa :) | 30 Jul 2009 - 07:34
Funny Test Answer Number 18= EPIC
Died laughing. I will remember that, forever;)
I wanna meet that guy LOL

Guest | 19 Jul 2009 - 05:55
You spelt Charles Darwin wrong laughing

Chares Darwin | 19 Jul 2009 - 05:54
o.e

Guest | 18 Jul 2009 - 18:07
Great Friend...

Guest | 18 Jul 2009 - 06:54
Mow

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