"Use care when operating a car (...)" (on a bottle of dog's pills)


"DO NOT put any person in this washer"

"6PCs Precision screwdriver set not to be inserted into PENIS"

"Do not eat Ipod shuffle" (found on apple's website)

"We are sorry that our president is an idiot, we did not voted for him" (on an american clothing label, in french)

"Do not hold the wrong end of a chainsaw"


"Be careful of bad language on this mobile phone, because a partner's feeling is going to be bad" (on a cellpone)

"This product moves when used" (on a Razor scooter)

"Do not iron" (on a lottery ticket)


"If you cannot read (...) warnings, do not use this product"

"Never use a lit match or open flame to check fuel level" (found on a jetsky user manual)

"All ranges can tip if you or child stand sit or lean on open door" (on an oven)

"Caution: Please do not use this directory while operating a moving vehicle" (On a Bellsouth Yellow Pages for Augusta)

"Machine can fall over and cause serious injury or death" (on a vending machine)

"Do not use for personal hygiene" (on Scrubbing Bubbles Fresh Brush)

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Date: 22 Apr 2009 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 6290

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Comments: 6

the sad part is that people have actually done this...


i love the " sorry we have a stupid president, we didnt vote for him." oooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhh soooo true. ✓ thank you Daily Cognition! you guys need some advertisment! laughing

Wow the things we feel that we must warn people against doing. Where has common sense gone?

Actually the one about tipping ovens is pretty reasonable. Kids have gotten hurt that way.

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We Really are SO Sutpid!

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