These are entries in a Washington Post competition asking for a two line rhyme with the most romantic first line, and the least romantic second line.

These are the top 10...

  • My darling , my lover, my beautiful wife — Marrying you screwed up my life
  • I see your face when I am dreaming. That's why I always wake up screaming.
  • Kind, intelligent, loving and hot — this describes everything you're not.
  • Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss — But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed.
  • I thought that I could love no other — that is until I met your brother.
  • Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you. But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty and so is your head.
  • I want to feel your sweet embrace — But don't take that paperbag off your face.
  • I love your smile, your face, and your eyes — Damn, I'm good at telling lies!
  • My love, you take my breath away. What have you stepped in to smell this way?
  • My feelings for you no words can tell, except for maybe 'Go to hell!".
  • What inspired this amorous rhyme? Two parts vodka, one part lime.


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Comments: 6

xian
My darling you're the ultimate guiding forcetongue ....that makes me think how good is divorcecrying

ron
tongue
roses are wilting...violets are dead !!!
laughing

charlene
woww.....those rhymes were soooo funny!!hehelaughing

Jeanyves
Funny as shit brolaughing

cristine
LOLzz...
soooo funny!laughing
harharhar

VeeCee
laughingLOL. These are good!

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