Can you cry underwater?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?

If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?

Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?

If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

Why is bra singular and panties plural?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?

Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?

What do people in China call their good plates?

Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American's throw rice at theirs?

If the plural of tooth is "teeth," why isn't the plural of booth "beeth"?

Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?

Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?

Would a fly without wings be called a walk?

What's another word for "thesaurus"?

What's the speed of dark?

Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?

Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?

What happens if you get scared half to death twice?


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Date: 30 Dec 2008 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 8603

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Comments: 2

Mack
We wernt asking utonguetongue:laughingsadangry:c
rying:smileok fine im sorry

john michael
dumb article.
some of the questions are stupid.
some of them actually have legitimate answers...

Can you cry underwater?

yes...people can cry with out tears...and even so, you can "cry" underwater.

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?
*ok this one is funny


Do chickens think rubber humans are funny?
*this one is dumb


If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia, can you read all right?
*this one makes no sense at all


Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?
*because they would be too heavy, and are not needed as much. the bullet=proof vest protects the chest and heart


Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
*ok...this ones funny


If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
*dumb


Why is bra singular and panties plural?
*dumb


Why is a boxing ring square?
*funny


Why do we sing "Take Me Out to the Ball Game" when we are already there?
*funny


Is it good if a vacuum really sucks?
*retarded


What do people in China call their good plates?
*funny


Do Asians throw hamburgers at their weddings since American's throw rice at theirs?
*really dumb


If the plural of tooth is "teeth," why isn't the plural of booth "beeth"?
*funny


Why are they called apartments, when they're all stuck together?
*eh...okay


Why do scientists call it research when looking for something new?
*eh...whatever


Would a fly without wings be called a walk?
*prettty dumb


What's another word for "thesaurus"?
*eh ok


What's the speed of dark?
* there is none- stupid question


Why does your nose RUN and your feet SMELL?
*eh--lame-but ok


Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
*really lame, but ok


What happens if you get scared half to death twice?
*funny

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