Fat people have a knack for being really really fat. And sometimes they get so fat that objects get caught in the folds in their fat folds. Here are five examples.

5. A Turkey Sandwich

According to an emergency room doctor: "A morbidly obese man with a large abdominal pannus (the overhanging image above) came in exhibiting red, irritated skin around the abdomen.

It looked like a routine skin infection. But what was the cause? During the exam, I lifted the pannus and a turkey sandwich fell from between his folds.

The man said it was about a month old, which the smell confirmed."

 

4. Loose Change

According to an RN: "We got a lady who was admitted because her many decubiti needed debriding (aka, her bedsores needed to be treated). She had several of them, and was so fat, she was as wide as she was tall.

I took all of her clothes off and prepared to dress and document all of her wounds.

Part of her abdomen and one of her breasts were greenish; I thought she had a fungus or something. I started wiping it off and followed it up to a skin fold, where I found . . . a quarter, a dime, and a penny--that was oxidizing and was turning her skin green. There were perfectly round sores underneath each coin. The smell was lovely too."

 

3. A Packet of Duck Sauce, other stuff

Perhaps MacGuyver put on a few pounds. According to a hospital worker: "A 600+ lb woman comes in. It takes 8 people to transfer her from the ambulance stretcher to the bed.

When removing said patient's clothing from her, in the folds of her abdomen, we find: a paperclip, a plastic fork and a package of duck sauce."

2. A Couch (Yes, a couch)

According to a Stuart, Florida news station: "Gayle Laverne Grinds, 40, died Wednesday, after a failed six-hour effort to dislodge her from the couch in her home. Workers say the home was filthy, and Grinds was too large to get up from the couch to even use the bathroom.

Everyone going inside the home had to wear protective gear. The stench was so powerful they had to blast in fresh air.

Emergency workers had to remove some sliding glass doors and lift the couch, with Grinds still on it, to a trailer behind a pickup truck. Removing her from the couch would be too painful, since her body was grafted to the fabric. After years of staying put, her skin had literally become one with the sofa and had to be surgically removed.

She died at Martin Memorial Hospital South, still attached to the couch."

1. Pot

According to a Jacksonville, Florida (it's always Florida) news station: "Officers said Cedric Webb, 25, was at the Montgomery Correctional Center on the Northside on Friday night when officers searching for contraband told him to lift his shirt.

According to the police report, when Webb raised his shirt, the officer saw two bags of marijuana and tobacco tucked into his stomach fat.

Investigators said the drugs then fell to the ground.

The report said Webb would not explain how he got the banned substances into the facility.

The arrest report describes Webb as 6 feet 2 inches tall and 290 pounds and his build as 'heavy.'"


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Date: 3 Dec 2008 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News, Pictures | Views: 154372

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Comments: 49

Guest | 18 Oct 2012 - 03:56
If it was a dead animal, that would be fucking disgusting

Guest | 14 May 2012 - 23:09
Fatty fatty 2by4 cnt through the kitchen door

jaimee | 20 Apr 2012 - 06:42
OMG
why would you let yourself look like that
i cant believe you can live like that
LOL
crying

Guest | 22 Feb 2012 - 18:11
i like gerbals

the slim one. | 19 Jan 2012 - 13:51
fatty fatty boom boom...
Go diet, eat a elephant... :)

Evansgirl9591 | 2 Nov 2011 - 00:12
Does it make you feel better making fun of these people..yah its sad...im 16 and 110 lbs...we need to help the larger people not tear them down even more!! How do you think they got this way ..they dont need your shit. Please folks treat others the way u wanna be treated..we would be living in a much better world..if more people cared....

Guest | 8 Mar 2011 - 19:46
funny shiznit buddy

Guest | 8 Mar 2011 - 19:46
lol

Britters | 4 Mar 2011 - 20:22
How could you let yourself get that fat???!?!?

Hellllllllla nasty.

saniya | 13 Feb 2011 - 19:14
sad I feel bad for u, hope u get beter I hope u dont die lol !

Guest | 1 Feb 2011 - 22:30
crying that is so sick

Guest | 22 Jan 2011 - 14:57
they can't help it feel soory don't be meanwassat

CGIRL | 14 Jan 2011 - 13:48
HOW DAMN SAD. I HAVE GAINED SOME WEIGHT IN THE PAST YEAR AND FEEL LIKE I WANT TO DIE BECAUSE OF IT. MY SELF ESTEEM IS SO LOW RIGHT NOW, AND I'M NO WHERE NEAR AS BIG AS ANY OF THESE PEOPLE. AND I'M SURE THAT THESE PEOPLE ARE CRUCIFIED WITH COMMENTS SUCH AS THE ONES LEFT HERE. IT'S NO WONDER THEY FELT TOO SHITTY TO TRY AND FIX THEMSELVES. GOOD LUCK TO ALL YOU FAT ONES OUT THERE. wink

Gross2 | 2 Jan 2011 - 03:43
Ewassat: wassat wassat Stinkys there fat thats finaly dont feel bad they stink!

Gross | 2 Jan 2011 - 03:41
I think in my head that fat people a fat piece of lazy poop that are too lazy!They also stink 24/7!

Guest | 22 Nov 2010 - 16:00
How could a person let themselves get like this? I don't even feel bad, they could've stopped it before it happened. Disgusting, really disgusting angry

_BAB

Guest | 10 Nov 2010 - 20:02
number ones stomach nearly touching floor!!

paaiigeee | 21 Oct 2010 - 09:48
lol fat people laughing laughing wink

Yoda J Bean | 27 Aug 2010 - 17:06
I'm hungry for a turkey samwich now... and I have no turkey. angry

NOt a MeMBer09_ | 25 Aug 2010 - 16:31
smile i feel sorry for fat people cos dey can't do anything. im skinny and i wanted to get fatter. not really fat!!!

Guest | 8 Aug 2010 - 21:13
hahahahahahahahahahahah very fffunnylaughing

Guest | 21 Jun 2010 - 17:36
wassat turkeey sandwich and loose change are just scabby !

laura | 6 Jun 2010 - 12:13
omg that sucks and i thought that i wuz fatcrying sad crying sad

Guest | 1 Jun 2010 - 21:44
wassat How can you let yourself get that fat it is horrible !!!!!!!

Kimn | 15 May 2010 - 00:04
A poor them!crying They need(or needed) help!crying

jeff | 3 May 2010 - 07:22
laughing fat guy: blob blob blob oh i seem to have lost my triple cheese burger in my fat folds
how do they live if they cant move
surley theyed get thinner cause thes cant get of there sofa sized ass to get to the food XD

Guest | 21 Apr 2010 - 01:34
thats just fuckin nasty ass wink wink

boo | 19 Apr 2010 - 10:06
omg! thats really disgusting, i cant belive someone could do that to themselves,poor womancrying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying crying

Guest | 6 Apr 2010 - 06:17
WTFwassat those pictures are gonna scar me for life.

Guest | 3 Apr 2010 - 20:26
fat fuckers and i thurt i was big pmsl i am skinny lol i really am smile tongue

Guest | 1 Mar 2010 - 08:00
crying Ohh look how cute this face is!

Guest | 7 Feb 2010 - 21:15
how could they live like this? i wood die! how? its nasteangry

Guest | 4 Feb 2010 - 18:08
Jesus!How pplz can live if they are soo fat?I think that i am fat but now...i am very very skiny that means:DI can be like 4 them:)realy how they can live?and do something?or they just are in hospital?that can be interesting if someone tell me that.Write to my e-mail:eliza.ozola@inbox.lv-It very interesting me:)

Guest | 4 Feb 2010 - 18:04
laughing Wow!That is terable:(Because I think that i am fat but this womens ias like 4 me:D

Guest | 23 Jan 2010 - 01:53
GROSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!crying angry sad laughing tongue wassat wink smile

alexis | 23 Jan 2010 - 01:52
They must go to biggest loserlaughing

Guest | 28 Dec 2009 - 03:27
ewwww i feel bad cuz im soo pretty and skiny lol awpoor people :(

Guest | 5 Dec 2009 - 22:21
And I thought I was Fat!! wassat

Guest | 5 Nov 2009 - 01:19
Living large

Poop | 31 Oct 2009 - 05:49
smile OMG! THats how fat i am in the first pic! I love my body! I still get action from my husbond!

Guest | 30 Oct 2009 - 10:37
The fat woman probably developed bed sores
which oozed fluid

The fluid then hardened to the chair fabric
and thats how she became grafted to the
chair

Guest | 22 Sep 2009 - 17:57
no2 cannot be real. how can ur skin get welded to the sofa??????????

Guest | 23 Jul 2009 - 14:00
Fat fuckers, hunt 'em and burn 'em !

Guest | 19 Jul 2009 - 02:59
wtf is this ?? .. this is a fat assz person .. how cud dat pyc3 of crap fit thru the door ??

mary kate | 1 Mar 2009 - 23:08
What is wrong with this world. crying

Justine Nicolai | 25 Feb 2009 - 23:34
This is all the more reason for me to get my arse on a diet!!

b | 4 Jan 2009 - 09:39
number 4 ladys face made me feel bad sad

alexis | 8 Dec 2008 - 20:36
sad thas sooooooooooooooo sad but funnylaughing

miss | 3 Dec 2008 - 02:09
gross...i think im going to go on a diet
crying

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