Space shuttle spiderWhen Nasa abruptly scrubbed the planned launch of the space shuttle Atlantis on Sunday, postponing any launch until January at the earliest, the official line blamed a recurring fault in the fuel sensors as the reason for the cancellation.

However, footage of that day - from Nasa's own cameras - reveals the real reason the launch has been delayed. It's because the shuttle has been attacked by a giant alien spider beast:

 

 

No Nasa spokesperson has yet commented on the massive intergalactic arachnid's attempt to eat Atlantis - but experts viewing the footage suggest that it is a clear indicator that the Earth is about to be plunged into an all-out space war with a race of 150ft-long demonic spiders who live on rocket fuel.

The spider attack lasted a little over a minute on December 9, as the shuttle stood helpless on the launchpad while the eldritch horror, vast beyond imagining, nibbled on it.

Then, in a display of supreme indifference and terrifying arrogance, the monster got bored and wandered off...

OK, maybe not 100 percent true...so don't panic! The alien attack was explained by a spider actually crawling over the lens of the launch cameras.



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Date: 18 Dec 2007 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News, Videos | Views: 2937

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| 1 Jan 2008 - 03:30
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