Number 10: Most Middle Eastern countries recognize the following Islamic law: "After having sexual relations with a lamb, it is a mortal sin to eat its flesh." (umm OK, I’m sure the lamb appreciates that one)

Number 9:
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (OK, like THAT makes sense...)

Number 8: In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman’s genitals, but is forbidden from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. (Ouch!)

Number 7: Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This also applies to undertakers; the sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or a piece of wood at all times. (...a brick?)

Number 6: The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is capitation. (Wonder how they enforce that one?)

Number 5: There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time. Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Now let’s just think for a minute...is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

Number 4: In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. (The husband’s lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. COOL)

Number 3: Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England, but only in tropical fish stores. (Of course!)

Number 2: In Santa Cruz, Bolivia it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (We have to presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law...)

And the wierdest law in the world is...

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (I shudder at the thought. How many of us would be virgins today?)



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Date: 27 Nov 2007 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 7531

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Comments: 15

dee | 19 Aug 2008 - 01:19
number 6 is a LIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Lily | 29 Jun 2008 - 01:40
This is shit...Fuck u asshole... How dare you to write all those things about Muslims???!!!!!!angry

d | 5 Mar 2008 - 00:49
so what country are you from man

Kivs | 23 Feb 2008 - 20:44
Hey i think all these Laws suck! They sound so false anyway.
They're nothing but the figment of a sick person's imagination. You're sick. Get help soon.

jason | 31 Jan 2008 - 11:02
ok, most of these laws are untrue, and I know that for a fact. Ive studied the world for 4 years already.

? | 6 Jan 2008 - 12:43
? Why is this article so incorrect? Maybe mesmerx had bad sources. Also, you commenters should quit bashing other countries as that isn't what this article is about; it is but only comedic and il-informed. wassat

Also, America is a free nation, but unlike some few other nations the stupidity of its politicians is less concealed. Also its news is a tad more slanted than the bbc news. angry

Quit making assumtions.

Man | 27 Dec 2007 - 22:58
Peter, none of us wish to live in America. It's rubbish!!! I prefer freedom, which you don't get in the US.

Anyway, most of those laws are lies, article is rubbish.

m | 17 Dec 2007 - 22:59
law 10 and 7 abt muslims are false ones.

ROHIT | 6 Dec 2007 - 03:52
I DON'T BELIEVE THAT SUCH LAWS EXIST

Peter | 4 Dec 2007 - 11:41
All these people get mad b/c they know all of these laws are true and they all wish they could be in America!

| 2 Dec 2007 - 17:19
I'm Indonesian and I've been living here for 17 years. I can assure you that we have no such law like that. You retarded fucking lad!

PS: I masturbate every single week and I've never been convicted to any law. Ha-ha.

drzulas | 1 Dec 2007 - 05:46
all lies, Its in your imaginations.

| 30 Nov 2007 - 19:26
ha ha ha

sahi hai...lekin bahoot hi sahi hai...


has has ke pet ka bhosda phat gaya

X2DM | 29 Nov 2007 - 18:35
Oh how thoughtfully nice and mature of you, go back to youtube and myspace kid where your kind belong.laughing

P.S. You could of been polite about it without the added and unnecessary immature comment to educate others on the falseness of the laws listed. Instead you might just be ignored now for the added rude and snide comment at the end.wink

| 29 Nov 2007 - 08:27
hey , i'm from middle east and my father is from Lebanon from Lebanon ... the first two laws are not true and exists only in ur imagination .... FUCK YOU ASSHOLE

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