1: ASIA SF

Gender Illusionists. That is the most creative way I’ve ever heard to describe that your waitress is tucking her wiener between her legs. If you don’t know what you’re walking into when you go to this restaurant in San Francisco, you will be in for a serious surprise.

2: HOBBIT HOUSE


A fantasy tavern for Hobbits, or at least those who resemble Hobbits. The owners and entire staff are little people who have a reputation as a great bar for live music. But this place isn’t located in Middle Earth. It’s in Manila.

3.O’NOIR


No, the picture isn’t missing. That’s all you’ll see if you dine at O’Noir. A restaurant that serves you in the dark, sometimes with a blind waitstaff. Pray they don’t have a pest problem

4: GUO-LI-ZHUANG

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Who loves delicious animal reproductive organs, raise your hand! You’ll get plenty at this place in Beijing because that’s all they serve. Now who ordered the dog’s penis garnished with a plum?

5: CHODOVAR BEER SPA


Have you ever had a beer so good that you say to yourself, “Man, I’d like to bathe in this!”. Probably not, but if you have, the Chodovar Beer Spa in the Czech Republic will accommodate you.

6: DINNER IN THE SKY


Not for people with a phobia of heights, Dinner in the Sky lifts it’s diner 50 meters in the air over a variety of scenic views. Sometimes accompanied by a band or piano on it’s own crane. I guess there is no excusing yourself to use the restroom at this dinner.

7: HADAKA SUSHI


Hadaka Sushi in Los Angeles offers Nyotaimori which is the art of serving sushi on a naked womans’ body. I wonder if there’s a five second rule if you drop a California Roll on her crotch?

8: SNOW CAVE BAR


The Snøhulebaren or Snow Cave Bar in Norway doesn’t offer much in the way of food but you won’t care because all you’d be interested in is the Hot Blackcurrent Juice with Vodka when you have a seat on the “snow barstools”.

9: ROBOT KITCHEN


The Robot Kitchen in Hong Kong has automated their wait staff by using three robot waiters. I’ll tell you this much, they better not mess up my order or I’m giving them a magnet as a tip.



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Date: 27 Nov 2007 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 3266

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Comments: 3

Zach Page | 17 Sep 2009 - 10:14
id love to go to the first one...cause i dont care if they take their penis and stick it in my bum...i love it tongue

midget | 27 May 2008 - 23:57
Hobbit House seems fine.... smile

haloguy | 5 Dec 2007 - 11:51
Dinner in the sky & robot kithen r kewltongue

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