Sued Michael Jordan, because he looks like him
Allen Heckard sued Michael Jordan and Phil Knight on July 2006. Heckard claims he has suffered emotional trauma because he looks like Michael Jordan.

Heckard has filed his look-alike case at the Washington County Court in Oregon and with a $832 million dollar head. Allen Heckard believes his life has been rough since people continually think he is Michael Jordan.

Heckard says when he plays basketball, people are constantly telling him he plays like Michael Jordan and this has been difficult for him.

Heckard is only six feet tall, so obviously those who assume he is Michael Jordan have little regard for height. Heckard even wears Air Jordan shoes, he says that they're the most comfortable.

Sued after getting stuck on the house he was robbing
In October 1998, A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was exiting a house he finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re- enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, so Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days.

He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. This upset Mr. Dickson, so he sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars and change.

Sued the school for being called "GAY"
A small-town teenager who was bullied for years by classmates because they believed he was gay was awarded $440,000 in a settlement. The settlement ended a longrunning battle between the Tonganoxie School District and 18-year-old Dylan Theno, who sued in May 2004 claiming he was harassed with homophobic slurs from seventh grade until he quit school his junior year. Theno, who testified that he isn't gay, recently earned his GED and attends a vocational technical school in Kansas City.

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Comments: 23

Guest | 24 Apr 2010 - 12:40
allen heckerd is so ridonkulouswassat sad angry

Jeff | 24 Apr 2010 - 06:12
Did you hear the one about a woman that sued a fast food place because she slipped on a spilled soda. It seems that she got into a fight with her B/F there and threw the soda at him and when she started to storm out of the place she slipped on the soda spill she made

Guest | 24 Apr 2010 - 06:09
Maybe linus should sue the great pumpkin

Guest | 24 Apr 2010 - 06:06
it just goes to show you how boring lives people of some american people are. Suing someone for looking like someone else?? really, how can you help that? c'mon....angry

Guest | 24 Apr 2010 - 05:25
smile wink wassat wassat tongue crying angry sad laughing tongue

Guest | 24 Apr 2010 - 05:03
ppl are really annoying. Can I sue my mother for giving me birth

Guest | 24 Apr 2010 - 04:01
Did you know there was a man who sued Burger King because they put something in his burger that he didnt order. Like okay now, just send it back and tell thim what they did wrongangry

leslie | 24 Apr 2010 - 02:51
what-ever, the people who were rob need to sue him for breaking their contitision rights , and then eating their dogs food and drinking their pespi , and robbing their house. did you know that a robber can sue the homeowner if their dog bites them? Man that's wrong.

Guest | 24 Apr 2010 - 02:47
Ok, but how many of these lawsuits were appealed & the injured parties received next to nothing? Remember the lady who put a McDonald's hot cup of coffee between her legs & was burned? She received very little after McD's appealed the ruling.wink

Guest | 18 Apr 2010 - 14:27
ahhhhhhh,the world. so full of stupid people who do stupid stuff. its sad really. crying

Guest | 18 Apr 2010 - 13:29
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing tongue

Guest | 18 Apr 2010 - 10:58
There is no way someone is going to break into my home and them sue me becaus he couldnt get out for eight days. That man was wrong to begin with. Karma is amazing....That's exactly what he deserved. LOL!!!!

Guest | 18 Apr 2010 - 10:45
It almost so funny and yet so true,lawyer's are one of the mosted hated people here and it's growing everyday,justice is another word for instant wealth!!!

Guest | 18 Apr 2010 - 01:17
that look alike jordon is a retard emotional stress really??? it sounds like he has emotional stress becuz hes poor an needs moneylaughing laughing

Tony | 17 Apr 2010 - 18:32
angry This should not be aloowed even if the win the lawsuit give half to charity....!!!

Guest | 3 Feb 2010 - 12:22
Welcome to america land of the sued

leon | 31 Mar 2009 - 03:13
is it really that stupid? is someone stupid for filing a lawsuit, winning it, and being awarded thousands of dollars? i think not !!

| 28 Aug 2008 - 22:08
Allen Heckard might look like Jordan...but my ASS looks like his face

Kristi | 3 Apr 2008 - 08:36
Some people are so dumb but it's so funny I love viewing these stupid people. like the one who got locked in the house he was robing.
laughinglaughinglaughing
Ha! Ha! Ha!

Chaz | 29 Jun 2007 - 13:51
Snopes.com is a better place to check them.

Rop | 20 Jun 2007 - 23:00
Most of these are in fact urban myths, some with highly detailled rebuttals. Just try entering some of the names and cities into Google.

David Sanderson | 20 Jun 2007 - 11:21
Hilarious. If only I lived in the land of litigation. tongue

| 19 Jun 2007 - 08:07
Funny, entertaining, I like the news

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