Sued Michael Jordan, because he looks like him
Allen Heckard sued Michael Jordan and Phil Knight on July 2006. Heckard claims he has suffered emotional trauma because he looks like Michael Jordan.

Heckard has filed his look-alike case at the Washington County Court in Oregon and with a $832 million dollar head. Allen Heckard believes his life has been rough since people continually think he is Michael Jordan.

Heckard says when he plays basketball, people are constantly telling him he plays like Michael Jordan and this has been difficult for him.

Heckard is only six feet tall, so obviously those who assume he is Michael Jordan have little regard for height. Heckard even wears Air Jordan shoes, he says that they're the most comfortable.

Sued after getting stuck on the house he was robbing
In October 1998, A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was exiting a house he finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re- enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation, so Mr. Dickson found himself locked in the garage for eight days.

He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog food. This upset Mr. Dickson, so he sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a million dollars and change.

Sued the school for being called "GAY"
A small-town teenager who was bullied for years by classmates because they believed he was gay was awarded $440,000 in a settlement. The settlement ended a longrunning battle between the Tonganoxie School District and 18-year-old Dylan Theno, who sued in May 2004 claiming he was harassed with homophobic slurs from seventh grade until he quit school his junior year. Theno, who testified that he isn't gay, recently earned his GED and attends a vocational technical school in Kansas City.

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Date: 18 Jun 2007 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News | Views: 8699

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Comments: 8

Guest | 3 Feb 2010 - 12:22
Welcome to america land of the sued

leon | 31 Mar 2009 - 03:13
is it really that stupid? is someone stupid for filing a lawsuit, winning it, and being awarded thousands of dollars? i think not !!

| 28 Aug 2008 - 22:08
Allen Heckard might look like Jordan...but my ASS looks like his face

Kristi | 3 Apr 2008 - 08:36
Some people are so dumb but it's so funny I love viewing these stupid people. like the one who got locked in the house he was robing.
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Ha! Ha! Ha!

Chaz | 29 Jun 2007 - 13:51
Snopes.com is a better place to check them.

Rop | 20 Jun 2007 - 23:00
Most of these are in fact urban myths, some with highly detailled rebuttals. Just try entering some of the names and cities into Google.

David Sanderson | 20 Jun 2007 - 11:21
Hilarious. If only I lived in the land of litigation. tongue

| 19 Jun 2007 - 08:07
Funny, entertaining, I like the news

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