Date: 9 Jun 2007 | Author: mesmerx | Category: News | Views: 2170 | Comments: 3

  • If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.(Hardly seems worth it.)
  • If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced  to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now that's more like it!)
  • The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
  • A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. (In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
  •  A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.) (I'm still not over the pig.)
  • Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)
  • The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its  body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. ("Honey, I'm   home. What the....?!")
  • A mantis breeder has assured me that you preying mantis can copulate with the male's head still attached, even several times.
  • The flea can jump 350 times its body length.  For a human, that would be  equivalent to jumping the length of a football field. (30 minutes...lucky pig... can you imagine??)
  • The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. (What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) 
  • Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
  • Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.)
  • The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.  (Hmmmmmm........won't go there.)
  • Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed  people. (If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
  • Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. (OK, so that would be a  good thing....)
  • A cat's urine glows under a black light. (I wonder who was paid to figure that out.)
  • An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people like that.)
  • Starfish have no brains. (I know some people like that too.)
  • Polar bears are left-handed. (If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
  • Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??)


Source: www.berro.com


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    Comments: 3

    Anonymous | 24 Jul 2008 - 14:59
    That was really good...............hahahhhhalaughing

    Stonecycle | 3 Dec 2007 - 03:52
    You CONSTANTLY Mentioned the pig. laughing

    Shuvayu | 2 Jul 2007 - 16:33
    That was enriching (sic) yet hilarious man... The only thing that can be better than this article is... well.... being a pig in my next life.. HEHE!

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