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Date: 6 May 2007 | Author: mesmerX | Category: News, Pictures | Views: 254646

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Comments: 138

Guest | 23 Jul 2010 - 20:58

love Peter's answers

Guest | 17 Jul 2010 - 15:06

so u made my day

Guest | 7 Jul 2010 - 12:44

laughing: : lol these test are hillarious the best one that i like is how to find X just circle it!!!!!lolz

Guest | 25 Jun 2010 - 12:36

Peter u idiot! muahahahahahahahahaha

Guest | 21 Jun 2010 - 11:40

i am James Joyce, a soon to be 7th grader. i wet my pants and scream in pain when a bug lands on me. NOT KIDDING! i also once wrote an entire essay on some kid not telling on me for humping a random kid (by accident)

Guest | 2 Jun 2010 - 01:48

Lmao :P

White man | 1 Jun 2010 - 07:40

Not funny

Guest | 31 May 2010 - 01:01

Peter's ambition appears to be Head Writer for pile of the sad crap that is Uncyclopedia

RB | 29 May 2010 - 20:36

Hilarious,thank you so much for posting this,you made my day!

ball sack | 28 May 2010 - 07:43

my ball sack is colourful . smile

Guest | 26 May 2010 - 00:54

Peter is F'ing hilarious...dude I want what you were smoking when you wrote this laughing

Guest | 21 May 2010 - 01:52

Peter is amazing.. this really brightened my day at work. laughing

Guest | 12 May 2010 - 06:02

very funny oh by the way i have exam tomorrow hahahahahajavascript:insertext(' laughing

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miss pretty | 11 May 2010 - 08:39

peter i love you

Guest | 10 May 2010 - 23:51

Peter did really well. Really genius.

Guest | 4 May 2010 - 01:48

dunky | 4 May 2010 - 01:18

I littrelly DIED ov Laughter!!!

sungirl AKA maddog | 30 Apr 2010 - 07:59

i think Peter there has some metal problems.....

Guest | 19 Apr 2010 - 00:51

reallly they do hav great stuff in their brains

Guest | 7 Apr 2010 - 03:54

oh gosh, its reaaaaaally great - I can not laugh anymore because my stomage does not want do do it anymore) - Michael from far away

nikki | 5 Apr 2010 - 08:35

:L ahhha as if these exams were actually marked smile

Deen | 4 Apr 2010 - 16:47

LOL the last essay was SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOo funnii XD XD XD XD if i was his professor id give him an A+ for creativeness

Guest | 1 Apr 2010 - 14:41

lol. that peter is a very imaginative essayist.

aparna | 30 Mar 2010 - 12:02

i guess more jokes would be seen here as soon as my answer sheets are corrected

chinni | 29 Mar 2010 - 17:53

wow its amazing u,r rock peter......

Guest | 25 Mar 2010 - 03:14

wow

aston govender | 17 Mar 2010 - 02:54

wish i was that smart

Guest | 14 Mar 2010 - 06:49

hell yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!

Guest | 9 Mar 2010 - 01:09

This is hillarious. I wish this was the official site for all dumb exam answers. I would love to get a daily fix of updated answers.

Guest | 7 Mar 2010 - 21:00

so good! x :D

Guest | 6 Mar 2010 - 19:10

hey dudessssssss i know what to for my semester exams tongue

Rin | 1 Mar 2010 - 14:02

Hooray for US history: DBZ style

Guest | 16 Feb 2010 - 03:24

da answers were sooo damn cute

Guest | 13 Feb 2010 - 08:14

u are a hero among us i should do this more often

hesly | 3 Feb 2010 - 23:25

sooooo funny

Peter Nguyen | 2 Feb 2010 - 18:33

King kong is gunna blow you all up with a bazooka

peter | 1 Feb 2010 - 22:47

Guest | 27 Jan 2010 - 04:47

i think peter is not human. he cannot be that stupid or hes just fakee wassat

sdasdadsafddsadsaf | 25 Jan 2010 - 23:04

somalia!!1

retard | 25 Jan 2010 - 23:04

retards

Guest | 23 Jan 2010 - 11:40

shweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

Guest | 21 Jan 2010 - 09:10

Peter is a LENGEND! :D

Guest | 21 Jan 2010 - 05:13

Arrrrghhhhh I have just failed my exam today, but I'm sure glad I didn't put THOSE answers in my paper lol laughing

Guest | 21 Jan 2010 - 03:00

number 12 is a genius 'and thats why i don't let other nations in my clubhouse. Other nations and girls. in conclusion girls are icky'
I love it lol, wish i could have copies of some of the stuff i used to write at school, and some teachers comments. would love to see them now and laugh at how i earn more than them 5 years later laughing

Guest | 20 Jan 2010 - 19:11

Wow...peter.. easily my fave... but the TMNT teacher omg XD

Guest | 7 Jan 2010 - 17:40

peters a genius seriously

Guest | 7 Jan 2010 - 17:38

funny

anononononon | 3 Jan 2010 - 12:43

peter Nguyen is fantastic. He is a genius because he has the sheer audacity to write fully fiction and deliberaty provoking arguements and hand them in... more than once.
credit to the teacher "oh god no..." highlight. :D

reba | 30 Dec 2009 - 10:58

love everything but i think ive seen the elephant one before from my chem teacher tongue

Guest | 19 Dec 2009 - 09:26

I say let Peter take time out of history class to do more creative writing! He's definitely got a great future in that endeavor.

Guest | 18 Dec 2009 - 12:30

very funny!! well done collecting them all. we rural mainers got a huge kick out of how funny these all are. thanks!

cuntface | 16 Dec 2009 - 08:16

lolz

The Sparrow | 12 Dec 2009 - 12:04

Peter Nyguen... YOU ARE MY HERO! I am inspired now. Very very creative! Mind if I steal your I'll-make-it-up-if-I-don't-actually-know method?

To those who thought he was retarded, he is actually a complete genius! I applaud him for this!

laughing

Guest | 11 Dec 2009 - 10:32

OMG i am in hysterics after reading this. Makes me feel sooo much better about some of the answers I put down for exams =]

Guest | 26 Nov 2009 - 11:37

Your captchas are so cheap

emmA | 25 Nov 2009 - 02:03

fUckin craZy guYz!!!!!! laughing

Guest | 17 Nov 2009 - 04:49

this is freakin' hilararious!!!! it actually made waiting on hold with at and t bearable. thank you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

el3na | 25 Oct 2009 - 00:12

lol, i soooooooooooo wanna get 2 no peter!!!!!!!!!!! smile

Mujahid | 20 Oct 2009 - 19:39

I Like dis very much.. laughing

J B 2 ReAL | 3 Oct 2009 - 16:53

that joke with peter and Jimmy McPerson was wild racist. Like all black youth Jimmy joined a gang. Im black and im not in a gang, so for that joke SUCK MY DICK PETER AND YA BUMASS TEACHER

Guest | 26 Sep 2009 - 14:05

LOL!!!!
:D I laughed SO hard at, 'He turned around, and there was HITLER!' and the teacher writing 'Oh God no..' above it!

ironyheartsap | 5 Sep 2009 - 14:40

Smart-alecks unite!!!!!! smile

Benjamin | 26 Aug 2009 - 22:32

OMG these peoples are retards tongue

Guest | 22 Jul 2009 - 04:12

hahahaaha..very smartttttt tongue

Guest | 15 Jul 2009 - 17:30

segamen | 3 Jul 2009 - 00:21

*dies laughing*

Bast | 20 Jun 2009 - 08:39

I liked the elephant.

I think Peter is schizophrenic.

vvvvvvvvvv | 14 Jun 2009 - 05:44

tEE | 10 Jun 2009 - 08:54

wow!
GENIUS!!!
THat peter guy is a legend!!!
his teacher is a legend 2!
haha:L find x is the funniest thing ever
i practicly wet myself at 10!

zakk | 4 Jun 2009 - 03:27

i did something like number 8 once xd fkng hilarious!! tongue

Sara | 19 May 2009 - 02:30

Lmao at Jimmy McPerson one!!!!!!!!! Best 1 yet!!!! ROFL smile

og | 9 May 2009 - 05:49

cheese

Svava | 7 May 2009 - 12:17

OH, PETER...

shadoninja | 6 May 2009 - 14:07

they'd be dumb if the questions were better worded.

vag fuckah | 29 Apr 2009 - 11:19

hahaha everything was pro XD besides that girls are icky , because if yoyu see a girl with a good body and she asks you to fuck your just like dam straight i wanna fuck

DoughnutsAreGood | 7 Apr 2009 - 08:16

Lololol.

Funny stuff here. wink

funnyman | 2 Apr 2009 - 10:55

lmao this is has to be the most funniest test results in all my life!!! laughing

god | 1 Apr 2009 - 23:53

this pleases me

Not Peter but like Peter | 27 Mar 2009 - 05:12

Erm, I'm pretty sure he must have copied my test results..

Fanny | 26 Mar 2009 - 10:31

Omg, I laughed myself half too death on the last two. "America is now president of the world", hahahah, priceless! I don't even care if they're fake, it's hilarious that someone could make up something like that. And the funniest part is that there is a huge possibility that probably 1/3 of the american youth could have written that exact line with totally straight faces! laughing

daniel | 26 Mar 2009 - 03:18

HAHA hilarious!

jesus | 19 Mar 2009 - 10:58

i love you 4 doing this laughing

imjust2cool4words | 19 Mar 2009 - 08:47

omg that just rocks!!!!!!!!!!!!!!the ninja turtels rock!!!!!

Sammy | 17 Mar 2009 - 05:30

Girls are icky! :<

Slim | 15 Mar 2009 - 10:59

hilarioussss laughing

Sara | 8 Mar 2009 - 06:17

ROFL omg im dying reading this,whoever wrote these exam answers is actually amazinggg lol i love the jimmy mcpearson essay and the u.s capitalism one..hilarious :P

xfkdgldtg,l | 4 Mar 2009 - 06:25

Wow,
this is what makes my day lmfao,

leithkorias | 2 Mar 2009 - 07:21

dude... your a god

charanya krishnan | 4 Jan 2009 - 02:53

2nd one was so cool smile

wuzup | 1 Jan 2009 - 10:42

HA! HA! VERY FUNNY! SNORKEL, HA!

OMEN | 2 Dec 2008 - 09:04

FUCKING HILARIOUS DUDE!!
I DID THAT SHYT TODAY IN A TEST!! laughing

Roberto | 11 Nov 2008 - 12:50

dawg peter your a beast..my idol son..lol laughing

david | 4 Aug 2008 - 05:57

haha i love that teacher.. hes cool...

Germar | 8 Jul 2008 - 00:57

"It's over nine thousand!!!"

Cassie | 18 Jun 2008 - 03:46

I don't understand the first one. Why is wrong thats exactly what i would have put :)

| 15 Jun 2008 - 23:13

awesome answer,how can thy do tht.

| 31 May 2008 - 07:04

Peter is my hero!!! laughing

Susie2 | 27 May 2008 - 16:25

The find x : "Here it is" was the best imo.

pradeep | 26 May 2008 - 11:19

papers made me as the papers he wrote: smile

dshjdsdhsj | 26 May 2008 - 11:17

susie | 23 May 2008 - 05:29

The bit about Price Charles being king .. And "USA rules and everyone else drools" ... paha, MUST be a joke ! tongue

tensazangetsuwes | 16 Mar 2008 - 09:26

hahahaha that peter dudes teacher was cool
peter is my hero xD laughing

Some Guy | 13 Mar 2008 - 20:54

This was absolutely hilarious, couldn't stop laughing... kinda wishing all of it was for real, but some of it does look like it was made up. What makes it especially funny for me is I'm a math type person, and the Einstein to Hanging himself and the Expand Problem... and the Elephant, almost knocked me out of my chair I was laughing so hard, I would love to see some more answers like this, made up or not, funny stuff!

pthbyst12 | 8 Mar 2008 - 04:09

"how can food be so cheap over there?" it's not, they just eat the nickels. This kid is awesome!!!!

bobina | 8 Jan 2008 - 12:14

cassandra | 8 Jan 2008 - 12:13

cant stop laughing!!

billy | 8 Jan 2008 - 12:12

:
crying:hilarious!!

Phillip fat kunt | 7 Jan 2008 - 22:00

haahah phillip very funny
fat kunt! :)

| 7 Jan 2008 - 21:59

ahaha tiffany your fat :D

Tammy | 22 Dec 2007 - 06:26

Yeah I agree with Waffles..but why the hell would you look at cat colors and shit when you could just see if it has balls...LOL this crap is awesome! Love it!

Waffles | 22 Dec 2007 - 06:22

Peter Nguyen--that is so impossible...but so fucking hilarious at the same time. But what I do not get about Peter's assignments is that in the first one, he is more serious..and it is from '99--probably when he was littler, due to the "Mr. So and So" part at the top. He seems much more serious there. Now, the second piece from Peter N., It seems like a 5 year old wrote it. Note that it says "Professor So and So" instead of "Mr." Also it is 5 years later--So why does the most recent one sound a ton less serious than the earlier one? I mean when guys are in college and high school, they are totally into girls. (All they think about.) But in this thing, it says "Girls are icky." So I believe none of this to be really true. Thanks for sharing though!

Smoky | 19 Dec 2007 - 06:59

lmfao at the jimmy mc person one, the president of japan, with hitler, FTW!!!

Abbey | 17 Dec 2007 - 07:51

Hahah that was great, The Peter Dude was the best!

ruth | 6 Nov 2007 - 17:35

u have my respect

| 5 Nov 2007 - 03:01

OMG this was so funny, he can't be stupid as a stupid person can never write somfing this gd. i wish i had done this in skl. MY GOD Peter Nguyen

Jacob | 17 Sep 2007 - 16:18

bahaha! funny shit man!! keep it up tongue

Rita | 3 Sep 2007 - 06:04

Dude, that peter kid is awsome! I should have him write one of my papers, i could never come up with shit like that!

uhm | 8 Aug 2007 - 16:31

hahaha i completely agree with the kitten thing.. i woould do the same man... i would just look at its genitals to determine its sex.. not analyse the colour n shit.. ROFTFlol

pupu | 18 Jul 2007 - 04:46

fucking funny. Peter u rock.

melissa | 7 Jul 2007 - 20:21

dude!!! i love this peter guy! he sounds awsome smile

Paradis | 18 Jun 2007 - 21:02

Funniest stuff ever! Wish I had done some of this stuff in school for the bragging rights alone!
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Screw Weasels

wolf | 18 Jun 2007 - 20:47

hahahaha, this is sooo awesome
laughing

SPARKLE | 18 Jun 2007 - 03:12

THE TEACHER IS HILARIOUS!!!! WHAT A PATIENT PERSON

Breffany | 8 Jun 2007 - 09:34

i laughed so hard at the teachers comments on the jimmy mcperson one

John | 29 May 2007 - 16:17

They are real as I am the author of number 2 ... it was many many years ago! smile

John | 29 May 2007 - 16:16

They are real as I am the author of number 1 ... it was many many years ago! smile

Anonymous | 29 May 2007 - 12:48

I bet ya...that Peter Nguyen isn't dumb...he's a smart genius...except that he doesn't give a damn about his hw and tests...lol

johnieboy | 21 May 2007 - 01:27

Agree with squiddy, number 8 goes straight from an einstein migraine to a van gogh damn that. Poor student should have gotten a 4.0

| 19 May 2007 - 16:29

it was very funny
where u get this stuff

Hybrid | 15 May 2007 - 10:02

omfg this is hilarious I loved Jimmy McPerson one

Dollar | 13 May 2007 - 23:51

ha ha there all dumb bastards , fukin stupid assholes i laughed my ass off......fukin hilarious

onaki | 12 May 2007 - 22:35

Good ones

Spork | 12 May 2007 - 12:13

Haha, the limit one was the best. xD

Lou | 7 May 2007 - 18:19

I agree completely with Peter Nguyen. He must run for presindency! Surele will do better than DoubleW.

none | 7 May 2007 - 04:59

They're geniuses. I was close to answering something similar to the elephant answer once... wink

Squiddy | 7 May 2007 - 03:25

Number eight speaks directly from my soul. It is brilliant. And I laughed my butt off.

Nice | 6 May 2007 - 20:49

It is funny and all, thus, I think it is all deliberately made, not wroten by actuall stundents.

Nice ideas anyways.

smile

6/10

cassandra | 6 May 2007 - 20:08

This whole article was hilarious, that Peter Nguyen guy is either extremely stupid or doesn't really give a damn.

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