This smoker from the Orient has mastered the art of inhaling smoke through his ears or eye-sockets and breathing it out his mouth.





This smoker from the Orient has mastered the art of inhaling smoke through his ears or eye-sockets and breathing it out his mouth.

After inserting the cigarette in his ear or eye, he scrunches up his face as he takes a drag. This creates an internal suction that most humans are, rightly so, not capable of producing.

The man, from the Chinese city of Shanghai, then blows out the smoke through his mouth to the cheers of onlookers.

Readers be warned: If you are retarded enough to want to try this dangerous stunt at home, be warned: smoking is still bad for you laughing

Jean King, Cancer Research UK's director of tobacco control, said: 'These are certainly unusual images and he seems to be quite uncomfortable.

'What is more uncomfortable is that two-thirds of adult Chinese men currently smoke which will mean many millions of entirely preventable deaths over the next 50 years in China unless they can be helped to quit.'

So be warned: don't try this at home. Certainly don't try it at home, video it, stick it on YouTube and send us the link. Really don't do that. Oh wait, it's already been done: Pipe Face Man



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Comments: 55

Guest | 4 May 2010 - 05:29
angry FUMATUL NU E BUN

BALLZ | 22 Apr 2010 - 09:14
CAN HE HOLD BALLZ IN THERE

Guest | 16 Apr 2010 - 21:59
its a gay photoshp work nice triing mansmile

wouterr | 9 Mar 2010 - 21:14
whaat,
hy still is fucking gay,
how can he do that?

Guest | 8 Mar 2010 - 00:02
so whats the profit of this?

alsalmannal | 6 Feb 2010 - 17:34
weirdo

Guest | 26 Dec 2009 - 10:10
wa ya doin man...dz 2 bd 4 yo eyez ya kw

bbz | 26 Dec 2009 - 10:08
well....reeli difficult
bah reeli bd 2

Guest | 17 Dec 2009 - 09:30
penis

gigel | 15 Dec 2009 - 23:38
daaa ff misto

Guest | 6 Dec 2009 - 02:59
qysh ke mujt me majt hahahahahahhasmile

Guest | 5 Nov 2009 - 15:12
That is so Gross DISGUSTING!
who would even think to do that?!
Thats not talent either!

aceswild | 27 Feb 2009 - 01:38
yells to oriental man: " YO BRO! Where da weed at?"...
pulls j out of eye........nice.tonguewinksmile

| 17 Sep 2008 - 01:46
Hi, how I can send PM?

| 13 May 2008 - 02:37
Dear Smoker,
Do not make your self a joker to perform hoaxing event. You are going to kill your self.

2 | 31 Mar 2008 - 12:02
thats stupid

Dragongirl1234 | 29 Mar 2008 - 02:56
OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! wassat

Dragongirl1234 | 29 Mar 2008 - 02:55
Hello This Guy Is Scaring Me Now!!!! crying

Zach | 29 Feb 2008 - 08:21
Okay I just want to say one thing WHAT THE HECK

| 25 Jan 2008 - 03:39
WOW!!! THATZ CRAZY HEZ A LOKO VATO wassat:

eww | 21 Nov 2007 - 01:53
smoking is the gayest thing that was ever created. hope you guys dont die in the next couple of years

i live in a cardboard box | 4 Oct 2007 - 18:42
i luv to smoke it makes u horny

| 4 Oct 2007 - 18:40
my turban is dirtysadlaughingwassatwassat:win
k:smilecrying

amit | 17 Apr 2007 - 19:44
http://storyera.com

| 17 Apr 2007 - 03:41
shut the fuke up angry

| 16 Apr 2007 - 22:44
cho 3la shemkar dsa5t wassat

| 16 Apr 2007 - 20:58
merciiiiii

kevin | 7 Mar 2007 - 14:20
laughing laughing :laugballshing: angry

AwArE | 7 Mar 2007 - 11:48
If you're reading this comment you officially have no life

| 7 Mar 2007 - 04:38
I wonder how he came to find out that he could actually smoke from the eye. Did he just shove one in there one day!?!
There must have been something that told him that he needed to inhale through his eye duct.

shorty-tan | 6 Mar 2007 - 06:55
Notice, YOU'RE retarded. Go die. angry

Johnny Law | 6 Mar 2007 - 06:18
Cool... You know, I've decided I'm gonna dedicate my life to something. It's down to either this, or competitive cup stacking, not something useful or helpful to mankind. People are dumb...

chris | 6 Mar 2007 - 03:21
I love how the caption reads that this is an art. When I think of art, I think of Picasso and this guy.

Maddy | 3 Mar 2007 - 08:09
Hmmmm hope he goes blind. laughing

mark | 3 Mar 2007 - 05:09
I can breathe in through my eye. Not entirely pleasant, but I can. I can also breathe out through my eye, which is much less painful. Not gonna try smoking though tongue

ted | 3 Mar 2007 - 02:56
he should quit with the aid of an eye patch

beauty | 3 Mar 2007 - 01:05
smile
hmmm okay , but i have a doubt is that real or he just keeps that cigar ???
coz the smoke is mild and it just comes from cigar ... so ???

http://thundafunda.com

spliffy | 2 Mar 2007 - 23:44
its the orient that misty and magical area to the east of india? somewhere in that region?

i think it is where mantis style kung fu and flying carpets and shit come from.

| 2 Mar 2007 - 18:00
Hahah I want to see him cry whilst doing it.

George | 2 Mar 2007 - 17:42
A photoshop job? Are you a complete and total idiot? Look at the smoke coming off the cigarette on the left hand side of the picture and tell me that was photoshopped into the picture. No one could photoshop a cigarette with smoke into that guy's face. <br /> <br />This has been done before; it's not some revolutionary thing. People do all sorts of crazy shit with their tear ducts. Check out the YouTube link.

micah | 2 Mar 2007 - 17:38
what a terrible photoshop job. sad

John | 2 Mar 2007 - 17:26
"The Orient"? What the f...

tv online | 2 Mar 2007 - 16:02
yowzers, that's almost as bad as those neck smokers who smoked too much

g'ed up | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:51
All I can picture is the word OWNED!!! somewhere on that picture...

dashizzle | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:29
laughing gross yet funny

dozch0r | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:25
also: coqs laughing

CoolFire | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:16
That, and tar deposits in his tear tube. Making it quite possible it'll get blocked and that his eye will dehydrate. Not a good plan, to put it short. XD

| 2 Mar 2007 - 15:13
His eyeball gonna turn yellow from all that nicotine and smoke ... just like smokers fingertips do. Plus he will probably get eye cancer or some shit. DUMBASS.

Dave | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:08
Gotta love it, now atop lung cancer, throat cancer, esophageal cancer, pancreatic cancer, and among others... we'll also be able to link cancer of the eye to cigarette smoking.

blademonkey | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:06
Gives a whole new meaning to "I've got a smoking problem".

just one more ime. lol

widget | 2 Mar 2007 - 14:33
How many times are you going to repeat that blademonkey? wassat

| 2 Mar 2007 - 08:04
This guy is my freakin' HERO.

Notice | 2 Mar 2007 - 07:17
He doesn't have an eye in that socket thats why he can do that. btw,British ppl are retarded! laughing

CB | 2 Mar 2007 - 06:06
Wow.... just wow.

I hope he gets....ummm.... cancer of the eye!

blademonkey | 2 Mar 2007 - 05:04
Gives a whole new meaning to "I've got a smoking problem".

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