A 100 year old British man told on Wednesday how he fought off a gang of teenage muggers using "kung fu".



After a night at the pub, Buster Martin began to head home. On his way home Buster Martin showed that, even at 100, he still knew how to handle himself when he was confronted by the teenagers after a night at the pub.

Whether it was the alcohol or nerves of steel, the World War II veteran (Buster joined the Grenadiers during WWII and fought in Burma, Belgium and France) scared his three attackers so much they fled empty-handed.

Mr Martin was interviewed by police yesterday about the incident in Denmark Hill, South London, last Thursday night.

Mr Martin, a car washer-cum-mechanic for a plumbing firm, said: 'They just came at me and pushed me against a wall and tried to take my money from me.

'Then they pushed me on the floor and I went mad. I was lashing out on the floor and then I stood up and was kicking them all.

'I pushed one and kung fu kicked the other one between the legs and he let out a scream. They ran off scared after I did that and I still had all my money.'



'The foot I used had been operated on a week before for an in-growing toenail. They must have done a good job on it because it worked bloody well.'

'They thought I was an easy target but they didn't realise what a fighter I can be. I've been fighting all my life ever since I was a kid,' he added.

100 year old Buster Martin, from nearby Lambeth, even turned up to work the next day despite needing hospital treatment for a bruised rib and a bump on the head.

He is well known for his work ethic, though he had not taken a sickie for 80 years before an ingrown toenail forced him to take time off late last year.

Buster retired at 97 but he applied for the grease monkey's job with Pimlico Plumbers in Lambeth, South London, after three months because he found retirement "boring".

Buster said: "There's nothing like a good day's hard grafting. I'm going to work until I die - which I reckon will be 125. There's nothing doddery about me. I love getting my hands dirty and bossing these youngsters about."

Bachelor Buster puts his good health down to "the odd daily pint, a walk to the library and press-ups". He added: "When I feel like a drink I push all the old folks in my street down to the pub in their wheelchairs for a right good knees-up."



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Comments: 173

Guest | 13 Aug 2009 - 02:07
In the united states we would said
someone got "owned" well done sir, well done!smile

| 1 Jun 2009 - 20:04
lollaughing

| 14 May 2008 - 08:58
hay

| 28 Apr 2008 - 07:27
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| 8 Dec 2007 - 11:21
This guy is my new hero.

Everyone should learn Kung Fu!

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justin lawder | 12 Oct 2007 - 03:11
Id stomp that cock-sucking old drunks ass and then take all his shi*. Let that old basterd try to whoop my ass. I'll beat his wrinkly as* drunker than hell and then drink another one.

| 16 Jul 2007 - 19:45
I found myself standing next to Buster the other evening at the bar of my local pub in Brixton, South London. I congratulated him on giving such a good account of himself when he was recently set upon by those ruffians.
he thanked me, then added,"I giv 'em a lot more than what they tried to giv me, mate !"
I believed 'im too ... !

Jany | 14 Jun 2007 - 17:28
Cool grandpa!!!!wink

mike | 8 Jun 2007 - 11:01
awesome haha

Tie | 2 Jun 2007 - 05:43
Wikkid job dude!


I wish you were MY grandpa.tongue

mike | 23 May 2007 - 08:24
Clone that guy!

| 27 Apr 2007 - 14:09
Kung-FU RULES smile

Will power always helps u to......................................
. KICK ASS ;-)

| 17 Apr 2007 - 20:21
smile smile smile smile smile smile smile tongue

| 17 Apr 2007 - 08:58
smile wink laughingWell done dude!
Fuck the gansta

| 16 Apr 2007 - 22:41
tongue tongue tongue <br />waaw

| 16 Apr 2007 - 22:40
:p :p :p
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I_LAUGH_@_U | 16 Apr 2007 - 21:47
Skull Crusher : I would imagine 100 year old men are about all you could 'giev a beating' too .. that & 5 year olds .. and a 5 year old would be a struggle for you LMAO!!

| 16 Apr 2007 - 21:44
Its a true story ... he has been in the paper before due to his age :

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5305378.stm

BBC dont often post fake stories .. they research first.

| 16 Apr 2007 - 18:50
Salam khobi hyela ali bod

sophie | 4 Apr 2007 - 01:49
laughingyou deserve respect...and i think you will get it now!!! you go guy!!! wink

DGFANA | 29 Mar 2007 - 10:38
WOW DADDY im prouddd off youu keep kicking some ass and youll be famous tongue smile

Skull Crusher | 28 Mar 2007 - 05:43
Those kids must have been a bunch of sissies. Let that old fogie talk his cocky Kung-Fu shi* around me. I'd love to give his frail ass the beating he so richly deserves.

My guess is that he is an alcoholic and he made the whole story up after stumbling into a wall. Mugging him would be like money in the bank.

drtgdt | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:56
Why??? we pay respect!

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manager | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:55
get off this site this inststent this site is not for you

some guy | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:55
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k | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:54
hello you hoerver you are

PhillyCheeseSteak | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:54
Man, you sure wope their ass, now they learned the real life, those mother F*ckers!

k | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:53
winknice

manager | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:53
wtf is ur goddamn probleme this is for good stuff only!!!!!!!!!!!

jjay | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:52
winkthos mother f----- did not know what was coming laughing

ur daughter | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:50
Dad i`m so proud of you dad i was i could marry and get you in my bed you make me more horny then mom

ur wife | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:50
omg honey im sooo fuckong horny i love u

| 28 Mar 2007 - 04:49
smile wink wassat

ur wife | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:46
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pipivagina | 28 Mar 2007 - 04:44
dud that stuff is soooo fake i cant believe u guys girls w/e u are that u fall for this lmao

anyways if it is true u rock old man

dwin | 23 Mar 2007 - 05:24
wow, respect to this old man for doing both a good job kicking those bratty kids asses and for working that long wink

| 21 Mar 2007 - 16:44
to throw a sickie, or a sickie is when you don't feel like working... and phone up saying you are soo sick... the history is real... it's straignt out of borough weekly mag, that's why it's written in propah brihtish:) by the way: how would You express 'a car washer-cum-mechanic' in AmE? just by saying 'a car washer and mechanic'?

Alisia Stoian | 18 Mar 2007 - 11:48
Congrats! for the USA

| 15 Mar 2007 - 04:08
Wheaties lol...wow...that's what I wanna be when I'm 100...minus the facial hair...

| 11 Mar 2007 - 17:58
Damn. He doesn't even look like 100. Must have eaten lots of Wheaties.

Adolf Hitler | 9 Mar 2007 - 18:26
Du är juh bög angry

sad_man666 | 9 Mar 2007 - 16:24
javascript:insertext('sad','short')
sad you all should be ashamed of the lies that are spread and remember
experience=age
age=wisdom
wisdom=power
and power used for good MUST be honored

Lolita | 9 Mar 2007 - 05:40
HE'S NOT 100 THAT'S MY GRANDPA DUDE hes 76

teedoubleyou | 9 Mar 2007 - 03:22
sickie is English slang for a sick day.. I'd have thought that was obvious.
And washer-cum-mechanic means he's a car washer sometimes and mechanic other times. It is pretty simple.

| 9 Mar 2007 - 00:17
Am I the only one who believes this fella made up the whole story?

Micke | 9 Mar 2007 - 00:12
my deepest respects sir

wicked | 8 Mar 2007 - 13:01
major props, i wish he was my grandpa!

what kind of cruel teenagers would rob a old fella'? wassat

kadizzle | 8 Mar 2007 - 12:59
one word....amazing

laughing | 8 Mar 2007 - 08:39
laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing smile

Hogan | 8 Mar 2007 - 07:44
OMG, its Chuck Norris's grandfather!

Professor Def Beat | 7 Mar 2007 - 02:25
Grampa kicked some lil ponks AISH! Kudo's dude, you are the freakin BEST!

spin~TAP | 7 Mar 2007 - 02:08
O shizzz, they got PWNED!!!!! tongue

asheline | 6 Mar 2007 - 13:04
I hope i'm this cool when i'm SEVENTY. i mean...let's not even talk about 100. tongue

Capt'n Himengrinder | 6 Mar 2007 - 11:38
I can take him. I'm Chuck Norris laughing laughing

Piers | 6 Mar 2007 - 11:25
Dude thats incredible.. And renneberg can sod right off he'd have kicked yow ass tongue

Dr. Renneberg | 6 Mar 2007 - 08:31
I would have beaten the old dog down angry

Kort:] | 5 Mar 2007 - 08:11
Bravo!!!

WhiteKnight1499 | 5 Mar 2007 - 02:33
I'D BUY EM AN ODD PINT ANYTIME

AL | 5 Mar 2007 - 01:18
:: WHEN I GET OLD I WONDER BE LIKE U. tongue smile smile

dangerbird | 4 Mar 2007 - 16:54
I guess looking tough didnt help the gangsters this time laughing

Nima | 4 Mar 2007 - 16:32
No school is like old school!!! ;)

bigguy | 4 Mar 2007 - 16:26
QUOTE: Someone help me explain the time fram of his "toe nail operation". At first there is a quote by the man

'The foot I used had been operated on a week before for an in-growing toenail.'

Then near the end the author states.

'...he had not taken a sickie for 80 years before an ingrown toenail forced him to take time off late last year'


So which one is it man? Get your story straight.
END QUOTE

Get what story straight? "Late last year" was not that long ago. This incident may have taken place shortly after the surgery on his foot, as is stated.

gams23 | 4 Mar 2007 - 07:17
kung fu movies are right. old guys are dangerous.

sean | 4 Mar 2007 - 02:37
it is true + he's actually 101

| 4 Mar 2007 - 00:06
Hey Anita, maybe you should learn to spell retard before you start calling people it. Okay fuckwit?

Alex | 3 Mar 2007 - 16:16
smile <br />Wow major respect 100 years old is an achievement in its self but also being fit and able bodied to fight off youths. This man deserves a medal. Although if he is a bacholor i would assume he didn't have children and there known to take a good 20+ years off your life. laughing

chou sunset. | 3 Mar 2007 - 09:50
laughing

you just got pwned! ahahahah those moronic tenagers won't mess with him again.

Natalie | 3 Mar 2007 - 08:02
wassat I hope I can kick a gangsta's ass like that when I'm effin' 100 years old!!!

QAli | 3 Mar 2007 - 07:07
smile
go UK baby!!
n Kung Fu lol
i admire what u did pops..
the world needs more gr8 guys like ya

Scoot | 3 Mar 2007 - 06:53
Oh you fucktards, right first of all they didnt push him against a wall, they came from behind and knocked him to the floor, the then turned round, kicked on of the little cunts in the balls and they ran away, <br />what a great old man, and yes he is 100, in Britain he gave a live interview on the news, <br />some major disrespect for all you cunts leaving bad comments

Shandooga | 3 Mar 2007 - 06:43
seems like a fun guy.

D@m@ris | 3 Mar 2007 - 04:21
dale abuelito!!! laughing

Sefus | 3 Mar 2007 - 04:18
Hell yeah!
What 100+ british dude doesn't know kung fu?

much respect,

DP | 3 Mar 2007 - 04:05
Hey Tom ,I hope you get F'd in the Aangry

DP | 3 Mar 2007 - 04:05
Hey Tom ,I hope you get F'd in the Aangry

Valkyrie123 | 3 Mar 2007 - 04:01
There's a reason he's lived this long. Old age is not for wimps.

Poop | 3 Mar 2007 - 03:55
Everybody likes Kung Fu Fighting laughing

| 2 Mar 2007 - 23:47
send this shit to pete

toxidas | 2 Mar 2007 - 22:35
ones who doesn't believe he's 100, you'll probably look like my ass when you're 100 because of the pessimistic mood of yourselves
old people believe in miracles, youngs still believe in their cellphones.. blah!

| 2 Mar 2007 - 20:54
Awesome. <br /> <br />ATTN - <b><Blink>Bernard Cribbins</b></blink>: <br />Absolutely no relevance to this totally awesome story, but my uncle's name actually <i>was</i> Bernard Cribb. Weird. o.O

Tony | 2 Mar 2007 - 19:16
Just in case you think it's fake, his age that is, here's a BBC link... <br /> <br />http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/london/5305378.stm

| 2 Mar 2007 - 18:47
Don't know if it's true or not, but if it is: I certainly hope I've got the fire this guy has at 100 years old. It gives me hope that I've got a lot more zest in me yet!

chen | 2 Mar 2007 - 18:10
no way that guy is 100

Anita | 2 Mar 2007 - 18:03
AWESOME story! You've been dugg.

Tom | 2 Mar 2007 - 16:09
british people indeed are retarted. smile

television online | 2 Mar 2007 - 16:03
laughing kungfu? that last picture looks really bad (just look at the position of the women and the way he's hunched over)

sickie | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:56
a sickie is when you take a day off due to being sick...

Patricia | 2 Mar 2007 - 15:42
it is unbelievable

Sean | 2 Mar 2007 - 14:34
Fuck Yeah! This guy kicks ass. I think he gets to inherit the title of "coolest old guy" from
Peter Boyle

| 2 Mar 2007 - 14:23
I wanna suck your wang

ZAIN | 2 Mar 2007 - 14:13
angry MOTHO FUCKER!!

Roberto | 2 Mar 2007 - 14:03
He deserves some serious kudos for that one. When i grow up i want to be just like him...only a little darker..

DD | 2 Mar 2007 - 13:39
Amazing! big up yourself brotha

b | 2 Mar 2007 - 13:08
i want to shake his hand

| 2 Mar 2007 - 13:02
Dear Mr.Martin, <br /> <br />I have translated your story and published in my blog (in Chinese)and want to tell my people how you were so brave to fight the gang at your age. <br /> <br />wish you healthy and happy! <br /> <br />Rgds, <br />Engle

| 2 Mar 2007 - 12:33
OUTSTANDING!

Now get the punks and put them in jail for a long time where they can get some lessons in sex and respect from tehir cellmates.

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