Saturday, 3 Mar 2007


The downside of driving a smart car... Hilarious photo enclosed!

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A recent CBS poll has President Bush's comprehensive approval rating at 28%. He is just 4 points away from former President Nixon's all time low of 24% and we have faith he can take that crook's record.

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Friday, 2 Mar 2007


Entertainment giant Disney has been forced to back down over its 'dreams come true' slogan - as it's already used by a British porn producer.

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Exam supervisors at a German university stuck to rules so rigidly that a man with a bladder dysfunction had to urinate in a bottle in front of 120 fellow students because they would not let him go to the toilet.

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Thursday, 1 Mar 2007


This smoker from the Orient has mastered the art of inhaling smoke through his ears or eye-sockets and breathing it out his mouth.

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A 100 year old British man told on Wednesday how he fought off a gang of teenage muggers using "kung fu".

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Wednesday, 28 Feb 2007


An 80-year-old woman turned up to re-take her driving test then crashed into the test centre.

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Tuesday, 27 Feb 2007


A pub assistant manager can see clearly months after being covered with beer chemicals.

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Sunday, 25 Feb 2007


The city of Clifton is not going to the dogs. At least not if the City Council has anything to do about it. Later this month, the council is expected to introduce an ordinance setting a limit on how long dogs can bark.

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Saturday, 24 Feb 2007


The Christmas decorations known as 'Pornaments' have caused rows in Florida, with Christian groups protesting outside stores that sell them.

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A man, who was drunk, let his 14-year-old son drive them both home - the kid was also drunk.

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Friday, 23 Feb 2007


A man sleeping in a garbage bin was injured after being dumped into a refuse lorry and then compacted.

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Thursday, 22 Feb 2007


Routine pullover leads to the discovery of a mountain of weed.

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Wednesday, 21 Feb 2007


Millions would love a chance to wipe their feet on Adolf Hitler and now it looks like they could have the chance with this 'Hitler rug'

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A space diaper worn by the US astronaut charged with plotting to kidnap a woman believed to be her romantic rival is being auctioned on eBay.

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In the period of a week, a man receives 51 week jail sentence, suspended for two years with drug rehabilitation, stepfather dies from leukaemia, his medication stopped and his house burned down.

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Tuesday, 20 Feb 2007


The US military investigated building a "gay bomb", which would make enemy soldiers "sexually irresistible" to each other, government papers say.

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A serial loo paper thief has been cautioned by police after stealing 10 rolls a day from public toilets for three weeks.

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New Alexa statistics revealed today that DIGG.com is the 21st most popular website in the United States.

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A 23-year-old man, found in a heat duct by police, has been charged Sunday after he tried to rob a South Side game store late Saturday.

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A football fan is suing a tattooist who drew a penis on his back instead of his favourite team's badge. The teenager asked the tattoo artist to etch the Boca Juniors logo etched on his back.

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Well, not exactly, but it made for a damn good headline. So, after months of speculation, XM and Sirius satellite radio have merged.

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The getaway car -- loaded with 145 purloined Beanie Babies -- got stuck in the snow early Saturday in Norton Shores.

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Monday, 19 Feb 2007


When you're a victim of a robbery, you're supposed to call police, right? That is, unless the item stolen from you is something which could get you arrested for having, and that's the dilemma facing Erik Chu of Gainesville.

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State troopers in Colorado say they found 569 pounds of marijuana in the back of a pickup truck when they pulled the driver over for a traffic violation.

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Britney Spears' lopped-off locks can be yours for just $US1 million ($1.27 million) on eBay - direct from the salon owner whose clippers the newly-shorn star used during her weekend meltdown.

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Sunday, 18 Feb 2007


A champion paraglider described today her terror at being flung to a height greater than Mount Everest by a tornado-like thunderstorm in Australia.

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New Mexico is hoping to keep drunks off the road by lecturing them at the last place they usually stop before getting behind the wheel: the urinal.

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Pop singer Ricky Martin does not feel guilty for making an obscene gesture while singing about US President George W Bush during his concert in San Juan, Puerto Rico, last Friday.

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Ben and Jerry's has announced that they're naming a new flavor of ice cream after the greatest American alive, Stephen Colbert from Comedy Central's, The Colbert Report.

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Israeli police investigating why a car was blocking traffic on one of the country's main trunk roads found a couple inside having sex.

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As an exemplary oxymoron, it's up there with 'journalistic integrity'; tonight, Rupert Murdoch's Fox News channel will launch its very own 'conservative satire' comedy show as a direct counterblast to Comedy Central's hugely popular The Daily Show with Jon Stewart.

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Naked buttocks can predict future, claims a blind German psychic. He says he can read people's futures by feeling their naked buttocks.

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SYDNEY, Australia - A man who caught a 4-foot shark with his bare hands off an Australian beach said on Friday he only tried the feat because he was drunk on vodka.

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A Texas lawmaker is aiming to allow the blind to hunt. Texas State Representative Edmund Kuempel has introduced a measure that would allow blind people to hunt any game that sighted people can currently pursue.

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A Chinese man has been sentenced to death for conning people out of 3 billion yuan ($387 million) in a giant scam to breed ants, local media said Thursday.

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